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*Watches the HMS Pineapple sail away*

So..... yer all gettin' mighty loopey these days.... makin' fruit-ships n' all...

Hmmm.... lessee... th' bore o' the main guns on th' Royaliste.... wot fruit would be properly sized ta use as shot ta sink th' HMS Pineapple?

*scratches his week old growth o' whiskers on his chin in wonderment....*

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Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces

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Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air

"If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41

Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins

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T’morrow, if it viddles ye be wantin’ to eat,

With all the trimmin’s, white and dark meat,

Best get to startin’ now

If the family be sayin’ Wow!

Go out for dinner, ‘n get out of the galley’s heat.

Happy Thanksgiving All!.....now where to make my reservations? :D

Captain of The Morrighan.

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I have a very nice picture in my profile pic... go look..

:D

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uh.. no beer, no fun?!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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okay.. i did just change it. Its not as beer friendly, but still funny.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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nods..

I have a few more, but since I am from the landlocked, wind-blown, cow-infested Midwest, I liked it too.

thank ya, mate! Offers a drop of virgin daiqueri..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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I am not a vegatartian because I like animals, its because I hate vegetables.

Pours Ryann a tankard of Ale fer her.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Hey EP, read what HER PETA stand fer... i likes it!!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire.

The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm..

The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm!

The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork....

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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I am not a vegatartian because I like animals, its because I hate vegetables.

Pours Ryann a tankard of Ale fer her.

Vegetables aren't food , vegetables are what food eats !!! If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat ... :)

Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors ..

" Illigitimiti non carborundum . "

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Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire.

The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm..

The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm!

The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork....

HARR! HARR! HARR!

:lol::lol::lol:

Capt Weaver

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. "

Dr. Samuel Johnson

Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions

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