TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 *takes up her dagger and carves the fist inscription on the privy wall...* Thar once be a lad name o' Scupper Who looked so good ye' could eat him fer supper! So I asked him to dine He said "yer place or mine?" So we'd one n' then one another!!! (I toldja I'd make ye' famous one day did'nt I Scupper?!!) -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Scupper Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 ROFOL! Aye ye did. "takes dirk from his sheath" There once was a lass named Claire Who's looks made me gasp for air when asked "if she'd like to see mine" She said "sure but just don't have the time" So here I sit alone to pine!!! "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 13, 2003 Author Posted November 13, 2003 *pulls out dagger and carves* Fer a good time call Scupper at 1-800-PYR8ARS -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Scupper Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Tired of shivering your own timbers? have no bed warmer to call your own? Are your ashes piled too high and need to be hauled? Thne dail 1 800 RENT A WENCH. Choose from our large selection of capable wenches. Red Heads, we have. Blondes, no problem. Ladies of the Orient, shipped in fresh. You name it, we have it or will plunder to order. To place an order, send 100 pounds gold or equal amount of plunder to. Scupper Wench masteThe hanged man Pub Isle of man Money back never guranteed. All purchases are final. "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 13, 2003 Author Posted November 13, 2003 *takes out dagger yet again and carves...* Here I sit broken hearted wondering how this topic started! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Scupper Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 " uses dirk" there once was a man from Nantucket who's cannon was so long he kept it in a bucket when asked what he would do he said he find him some glue And onto the wall he stuck it "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Merrydeath Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Tired of cleaning your own cove? Have no bed warmer to call your own? Are your ashes hanging over your capris? Then dial 1-800- Rent -A-Rogue. the rest I deleted cause I was pissed over a dorey-carrying male specimen of stoopid. sorry mates.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
RyannMacGregor Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 *yawns and scribbles with her dirk* How clever a pyrate can be, to post such diddies as these. Alas, tis late night, and try as I might, I can barely see the keys. Love the thread......see ye's in the mornin'. Captain of The Morrighan.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 There once was a Captn' named Weaver. Who got a tattoo by her beaver. And when it was done, she showed Mad Maudlin McCrumb. And they worked up each other in fever! Could be interestin', :) Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
captweaver65 Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 HARR! HARR! HARR! brain's too numb with overworkin ta rhyme ya back...maybe next week :) Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Coastie04 Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Not original, but it belongs here nonetheless. Captain Hook died where you will be sittin' He wiped with the wrong hand when he was done shittin' She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 13, 2003 Author Posted November 13, 2003 *pulls out dagger and chuckles morbidly as she carves...* ROYALISTE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On this the first Day of November 1755, Bay of St. Francis -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Saucy Kate Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 *scratching with her dagger* The captain were ever so lonesome, Wenchless, he thought he might clone some. Deep in his glasses, He exhausted the lasses: "Who'd have thought he was so bone-some?"
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 13, 2003 Author Posted November 13, 2003 *comes in* *closes door* *drops breeches* *sits* *belatedly realizes seat is wet* Oooooooooooh!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrgh!!! Pirates!!! *pulls out cutlass and scratches on wall* If ye' sprinkle when ye' tinkle Be-eth ye' a sweetie Wipeth ye' the seatie!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
the Royaliste Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 'Reads the steady growing wall graffitti, remindin' me 'o work, see's an old number, '867-5309', Buries cutlass deeply in the panel, says, "Hmm, now ye kin 'ang up yer sidearms first!"...Flushes, and leaves, piece of paper stuck to boots...
the Royaliste Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Notices Hellava goin' in to an adjacent stall, turns quickly around, enters the stall behind her, and it's 'on' again!"
Capt Grey Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Flushes? Paper? What kind o'privy be this? There once was a captain named Grey, Who just didn't know what to say. Tried to sit on the pot. But that's not what she got. That there lid had been put up, away. **scratches on wall** PUT THE SEAT DOWN, MATE! Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Rosalinda Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Whaddaz zat say?????? (NO! To answer the PM I received! This IS NOT ME!)
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Thar once was a Lass named McCrumb. Who like to get slapped on her bum. She'd smile through her tears. Between spanks n' cold beers. Then she wanted spanked more for my fun! >>>> Chewed into da stall post<<<<<<<<< By Neptunes pike! I'm a sick SOB, ain't I? :) Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
RyannMacGregor Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 *carves under the chewin'* 'Ere once was a pirate called Black Jack, who proclaimed to h've a hairy back. The lasses all swooned, and shav'ed him, under a full moon. They say he lost more than his knack. Captain of The Morrighan.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Ryann, EXCELLENT! LMAO! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!! :) Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Once a witty lass named MacGregor, Had all her young ship mates to beg her. To wear somethun' pink, but she said with a wink. "If ya's want ta see that you must bed her"! >>>>>>>> Knawed into da TP holder<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< The ships listin' heavy ta da port side... Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
RyannMacGregor Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Bravo Good Sir! Captain of The Morrighan.
Coastie04 Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Here's on that goes out to all those who've e'er been taken advantage of in port: If yer thinkin' o' pirates an' rum, And fair lass's pretty young bums, Make sure that yer carefull, And ever are prarefull, That ye've got control o' the guns. Coastie She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 Thar once was a Lass named McCrumb. Who like to get slapped on her bum. She'd smile through her tears. Between spanks n' cold beers. Then she wanted spanked more for my fun! >>>> Chewed into da stall post<<<<<<<<< By Neptunes pike! I'm a sick SOB, ain't I? :) Black Jack I feel so loved.. I've been mentioned twice in this smutlist! I hardly know what to say!... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
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