The Chapman Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 When a friend's mother comes out in an Easter dress with purely decorative ribbons in the back, asks you to 'do them', and you instantly half squeeze the life out of her 'cinching her up'. Pauly caught a bullet But it only hit his leg Well it should have been a better shot And got him in the head They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain Butthole Surfers, PEPPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 :) Naw... what's worse is when you look at the fabric content of every piece of clothing you buy to see if it's 100% natural fibers or not. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Seika Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 lol... how bout goin to extent of makin yarrr own 100% natural fibre clothing and hand stitchin for authenticity... do yarr think that be to much? lol ~QM Seika Hellbound~ We ain't no stinking Parrots!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 When a friend's mother comes out in an Easter dress with purely decorative ribbons in the back, asks you to 'do them', and you instantly half squeeze the life out of her 'cinching her up'. I could use a guy like you around. It's darned hard to properly tie ones own stays. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 When my sister and I owned a clothing booth at Sterling, we use to have 'bodice lacing' contests with each other to see how fast we could 'lace up' ourselves (front closure style). Pretty entertaining when the 'professional actors' would come and take bets on which twin would win. Strange form of entertainment, but when the cannon went off...we had a hard time trying to 'come down' from our Renny high Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Seika Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 lol... ya it can get pretty intense... that bodice lacing... we used to get crowds of guys hangin about my henna booth.. cause some of my younger assistants would be constantly sinching themselves into their bodices as tightly as possible.. and then the fluffing of the boobs etc... it was quite comical... ~QM Seika Hellbound~ We ain't no stinking Parrots!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Pirate Seika, Now, you know that there are professionals that do 'that' sort of thing...the fluffing of the boobs etc... Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 you know that there are professionals that do 'that' sort of thing...the fluffing of the boobs etc... And vollinteers........ Lots of those.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 and then the fluffing of the boobs etc... You said "fluffing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Seika Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 oh look see... seems we got the men in a tizzy... imagine that...lol ~QM Seika Hellbound~ We ain't no stinking Parrots!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 seems we got the men in a tizzy.. "Fluffing" and "boobs" in the same thread does that ter us.......... "Nothin' like a low cut bodice ter be keepin' a man on 'is toes..........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Seika Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 arrrrrrgghh... i hope that's yarr sword ~QM Seika Hellbound~ We ain't no stinking Parrots!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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