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BLACK JACK SHALAQ

Black Jack's got more hair on his back than his head. Should he......  

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  1. 1. Black Jack's got more hair on his back than his head. Should he......

    • Bath in Rogain ta even things out?
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    • Tune up da Black & Decker weed eater?
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    • Consider being a walkin Talkin Geopet?
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    • Hold me by me legs n' swab da deck wit me.
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ye got me laugh'n dear :ph34r:

in case ther be some seriousity.......................................

depends me darl'n on whether ye wants more hair on yer head or less on yer back...some ladies love a furrrrrrry male....more texture.....

rogain (it does work..but ye have to keep it regular (like yer bran) and wax'n (fer...fur...yer back....wax'n hurts at bit (done properly, not too awfully) the first times but eventually slows the growth of hair).....if ye want more and less.......ladies been waxing their legs for .....the fullness a' history.........)....or transplant if ye got loads a' plunder to toss around (an if ye do........call me........) just kidding dear.....

Personally I've always threatened to stop wax'n me legs and knit it into stockings......but it's thinned out in me age.......ye might consider it fer the winter............

good fortune! and...........whoaskedmeanyway..............? one white russian.........honest

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Bawhaaaaaahaaaaaaa, Capt. Grey! Has it been that loooong without a man? LOL! :lol:

I'm sure ye could find a nice froggy here somewhere's ye could turn inta a prince, or at least a pauper. <snicker> :lol:

RumbaRue

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Bawhaaaaaahaaaaaaa, Capt. Grey! Has it been that loooong without a man? LOL! :o

I'm sure ye could find a nice froggy here somewhere's ye could turn inta a prince, or at least a pauper. <snicker> :o

RumbaRue

**Ladies of Tortuga Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society**

If only ye knew, lass. If only ye knew. But it be helpin' channel me energies into me piritin'. :)

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No hairy situation that can't be solved with the proper application of a razor.

But on the other hand ye could have it professionally curled in ringlets sos they could tickle the fancy o' a fine woman. LOL!  :huh:

RumbaRue

**Pirates! Pirates! Where?** :lol:

Rue,

Only me IMPORTANT extrimitie is long enough ta shave me back. But alas, me willie ain't got a hand ta hold da razor. Only one winkin' eye!

:lol: Black Jack

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YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!

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Hmmmm....be thinkin'....this just might make a rather interesting "make better" episode on Bravo.....could call it...."Queer Eye for the Pyrate Guy".... :lol: Try imagin' those Fab 5 runnin' around cryin' "Arrrrrrrr"...and flying a pastel Jolly Roger. :huh:

Arrrrgh....I think I need sleep.

Captain of The Morrighan.

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BLACK JACK SHALAQ, I be in ye corner. Keep all them sharp obects away, Never know when the scurvy crew may try a run for a new port. Seems that there be quite a few restless here. :huh:

As a feller brethern of fur, I am in the same considerin the same, cept the head of course.

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Hmmmm....be thinkin'....this just might make a rather interesting "make better" episode on Bravo.....could call it...."Queer Eye for the Pyrate Guy".... :lol: Try imagin' those Fab 5 runnin' around cryin' "Arrrrrrrr"...and flying a pastel Jolly Roger. :D

Arrrrgh....I think I need sleep.

Ryann lassie,

Ol' Black Jack wears BLACK or nuttin' at all (just like Johnny Cash). And then it's HAIR....Lot's of it. I think I'll even chase da queers away (I'm NOT sayin' I wants them ta hang around either)! At least me tattoos on me back are nice n' warm.

:D Black Jack

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YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!

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Ol' Black Jack wears BLACK or nuttin' at all (just like Johnny Cash).

now that's a pirate after me own heart an I join yeh in yer views; I wear black or nothin at all...

cept maybe cocoa butter.yum! naked cocoa butter wrestlin,tied by a wrist to each other with a leather thong.

:lol::lol::P:lol:

...well...some of my pirate clothes are a bit more colorful...

Capt Weaver

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. "

Dr. Samuel Johnson

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Hmmmm....be thinkin'....this just might make a rather interesting "make better" episode on Bravo.....could call it...."Queer Eye for the Pyrate Guy".... :lol: Try imagin' those Fab 5 runnin' around cryin' "Arrrrrrrr"...and flying a pastel Jolly Roger.  :lol:

Arrrrgh....I think I need sleep.

I think that episode has already aired. Was that YOU they were doin' the makeover for, Black Jack???

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[quote name=BLACK JACK SHALAQ' date='Nov 12 2003, 06:43 PM

Ryann lassie,

Ol' Black Jack wears BLACK or nuttin' at all (just like Johnny Cash). And then it's HAIR....Lot's of it. I think I'll even chase da queers away (I'm NOT sayin' I wants them ta hang around either)! At least me tattoos on me back are nice n' warm.

:lol: Black Jack[/quote]

Hmmmm....black ye said. Hmmmm....nice pic. Guess blood red is ok too? :lol: Oooohhh....you did say tattoooooosss.....MMmmmmm. :lol:

Captain of The Morrighan.

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