Ransom Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 After eating our toast.....Today is BANANNA SPLIT DAY..... Isn't it ? Or was today. PEACH COBBLER DAY ? Do we have to choose? Can't we have a bit of both? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 You MUST choose ...like Ransom ...I choose both! ...and Key Lime pie too.
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Silkie Ill trade ye my banana For yer Key lime.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 But I'll never be able to remember if it's .... Key Lime Peach Bananna split cobbler pie day.......
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Well then ..... .. ................. ........ How bout just some cinnamon toast ... .. all warm and cinnaminny mmmmmmm Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 How bout dessert day Patrick? Since every other day of the week is "Toastday" there can be ...hmmmm, gots me tinkin ... Munchies-day Toast-day Wine's-day Thurst-day Fried-day Savory-day Some-more-day
Ransom Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Yeah, but that leaves out bread pudding with rum sauce day, gingerbread with orange sauce day, hot fudge sundae day, and...and...white chocolate chip cookies with French vanilla ice cream day. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Well then ...maybe we should work with the names of the months?
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Whoo! Red CAt plops down on a remaining pillow ..her head swimming from all the sugar..the pillow has a leak and a shower of fluffy down flies up and snows all around her..she flops back giggling and causing another snowstorm to which she just giggles more... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 I knew it, like most threads around here this one has gone way off topic! (Jacky breaks out the shop vac t' clean up the feathers an find the toaster.)
Silkie McDonough Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Unfortunately the filter from the shop vac has been removed and all of the feathers shoot out the exhaust hole on the back causing EVERYONE ...except Jacky to laugh hysterically!
Jacky Tar Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Wouldn't ye know it, Silkie has tampered wit' me shop vac. Exasperated, Jacky leaves an mutters, "Women!"
Ransom Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 I'd laugh too, but it sounds more like a cat horking up a hairball, since my nose and mouth are full of feathers. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Silkie puts the filter back into the vac and finishes the clean up that Jacky tried to accomplish.
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 But Jacky looks kinda cute all covered in feathers an a grouchy face.. "Oi! Mr. TAr!" May I have some toast....please? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Jacky mutters under his breath, "If I could find the bloody toaster..." Shakes his head, "Course even if I found it; it's probably stuffed wit' feathers!"
Silkie McDonough Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Silkie continue s to vacuum. Under one particularly large lump of feathers she finds Patrick! Takes the vac outside and empties the contents into a trashbag, only a few feathers escape. Silkie goes back in and finishes the job. She continues cleaning feathers from everywhere and finally ...THE TOASTER! Jacky was right ...feathers inside ...so she vacuum there ...lots o'crumbs too. When finished she offers. "Who wants toast?"
Patrick Hand Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Under one particularly large lump of feathers she finds Patrick! "Who wants toast?" Th' lump sits up.... "Toast ?......." "Did someone say, who wants toast ? "...............
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Red CAt tucks a pillow under one arm an a basket o toast an goodies on th other an heads off to the beach to get toasty..leaving a trail of goose down Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Last we heard.... Jenny was off to get a sun tan.....leaving a trail of feathers and cinnomon sugar behind her................. Now thats all fine and dandy..... But without Jenny around (or anyone else)....... wot am I soppose to do with this fresh tray of right outta th' oven......HOT cinimane toast....... Dang.... and the butter , sugar and cinimon are melting all over th' place......
Patrick Hand Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Oh yah..... And alla th' PBJs.............
Red Cat Jenny Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Well it's 7:24 here..... which means it's just after 4 AM in CA.... ... Which leaves poor ol Patrick Hand fast asleep next t' the toast...... Jenny tiptoes past .....barely a shadow....... .................. and half the toast is gone............... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
BessFlint Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 .......sneaks past the sleeping Americans..... and sneaks out with some yummy toast.
Jacky Tar Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Grabs BessFlint's yummy plate o' toast... as all the Americans are not sleepin'.
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