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Woooooooooooo!!!!

Hundred thousand welcomes to ya, Lass!!!

:unsure:

~Black Nate~

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A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all

Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling.

It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint.

The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere.

Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.

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Think I'll stick with hot chocolate and rum, thanks!

BTW, Patrick, what kind of rum to you use in yours? I use Tattoo, just because it adds so much spicy flavor to the chocolate.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Hehe Patrick..they wont bite you "Cinnaminny Toast to go with your rummy chocolate Ransom?"

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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:lol: Runny chocolate? Where's it run off to?

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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Doh! RuMMy.. make that Rummy chocolate...aye Im a rummy pirate..wot'd ye expect? How bout a marshmallow?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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* snicker *

I'm not sayin it.....

Seriously I'm sure they were good :)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Woooooooooooo!!!!

Hundred thousand welcomes to ya, Lass!!!

;)

"Sorry lad, not sure why... the CAt wants me t' toast ye! Understand I'm just followin' the lasses request. Aye, come t' this thread an yer expected t' make... 'er toast!"

A toast, to a sailor we just know as Nate

We found him knockin' on St. Peter's gate

Claims he was a bosun's mate

Seems we saved him from a lesser fate

Fer now we'll just let 'em contemplate

Wot's just been served, on his plate

Welcome aboard mate!

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There once waz a Pyrate from Nantucket

Who had a buncha' butter inna bucket...

As he whiped off his chin,

an' said wit a grin...

Wow... that waz some yummy cinnomon toast....... ;)

Yah... I know it don't rhyme..... but I kinda wrote meself inter a corner wit that one.......... ;)

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"Sorry lad, not sure why... the CAt wants me t' toast ye! Understand I'm just followin' the lasses request. Aye, come t' this thread an yer expected t' make... 'er toast!"

A toast, to a sailor we just know as Nate

We found him knockin' on St. Peter's gate

Claims he was a bosun's mate

Seems we saved him from a lesser fate

Fer now we'll just let 'em contemplate

Wot's just been served, on his plate

Welcome aboard mate!

Why commodore, tha's right nice o yer ta welcome me in verse.

Thank ya fer th fine welcome!

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A toast back to ya!

~Black Nate~

Brenpen185.jpg

A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all

Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling.

It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint.

The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere.

Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.

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:ph34r::lol:;)

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I've had enough poetry,

How about you?

Now, where's the cinnamon toast and hot chocolate? Oh, and the rum ;)

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::huh::huh:

You win! :huh:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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awwwWWWWW!!! :ph34r:

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I Love you guys... :huh:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike

The bosun brained with a marlinspike

And cookey's throat was marked belike

It had been gripped by fingers ten;

And there they lay, all good dead men

Like break o'day in a boozing ken

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The skipper lay with his nob in gore

Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore

And the scullion he was stabbed times four

And there they lay, and the soggy skies

Dripped down in up-staring eyes

In murk sunset and foul sunrise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ten of the crew had the murder mark!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead

Or a yawing hole in a battered head

And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red

And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes

Looking up at paradise

All souls bound just contrawise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold

With a ton of plate in the middle hold

And the cabins riot of stuff untold,

And they lay there that took the plum

With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb

While we shared all by the rule of thumb,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen...

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Chartings undoubt where a woman had been

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot

With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot

And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot

Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid

That dared the knife and took the blade

By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight

With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight

And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,

With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell

Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

~Black Nate~

Brenpen185.jpg

A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all

Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling.

It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint.

The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere.

Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.

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Rum, Rum, Rum

(sung to the tune of Fun, Fun, Fun the beach boys)

Well her daddy's out late

And he's late out, he's very tardy

And though she's normally good

Right now she's feeling a little bit naughty

So she goes to the cupboard

And pours herself a pint of Barcardi

And she'll drink rum rum rum

'Til her daddy takes the bottle away

(Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away)

Well the girl is drinking

Like she's chugging beer out of a can now

(Out of a can now, out of a can now)

And she don't like saki

That warm stuff they drink in Japan now

(Drink in Japan now, drink in Japan now)

But her old man's back

And you know what's gonna hit the fan now

(Hit the fan now, hit the fan now)

And she'll drink rum rum rum

'Til her daddy takes the bottle away

(Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away)

Well daddy's so angry

That he's gone more than a little berserk now

(He's gone berserk now, a little berserk now)

Not what he expected

To find returning from work now

(Turning from work now, turning from work now)

But she can't hold it in

And there's carrot bits all over his shirt now

(Over his shirt now, over his shirt)

And she'll drink rum rum rum

'Til her daddy takes the bottle away

(Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away)

And she'll chuck rum rum rum over daddy till he takes it away

(Rum rum rum now that daddy took the bottle away)

repeat ad nauseam

~Black Nate~

Brenpen185.jpg

A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all

Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling.

It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint.

The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere.

Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.

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um....we'd best cut Nate's ration o rum fer a bit...

Toast Lad?

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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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There was a Red Cat who could boast

that Pirates would make her some toast!

It had cinnamin

and her heart they would win

and decided she liked Sea Dogs the most!

They gave her some kit

and that just cinched it

She wanted to do more than post!

Aye she wont be chasin the rats

but playin with swords and cool hats

now just who would think

as they sailed on the drink

That pirates would hang out with cats?

* Grin * <_<

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Cut my Rhum ration?

Noooooooooo!

We gonna sit around drinking tea an eating cinnamon toast listening ta poetry, are we?

Wall, depends on th poetry er song I guess.

Rhum for you

Rhum for me

We'll drink Rhum til we can't see!

:blink:

~Black Nate~

Brenpen185.jpg

A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all

Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling.

It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint.

The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere.

Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.

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