Ransom Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Puts down toast, and grabs a pillow, ready to defend myself. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Crouches down next ta Ransom giggling.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 WOW A Shirts Vs. Skins Pillow fight.... I 'ave a vivid imagination..... But that idea never occured ter me dirty little mind.......
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Pictures poor Mr. Hand covered in goose down grinning while the ladies laugh Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Silkie runs to Jenny and ransom are, grabs a pillow.
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Pictures poor Mr. Hand covered in goose down grinning while the ladies laugh Aaaaaargh..... somehow.... I think it would be worth being covered in feathers.......... Me poor brain be all a twitter just thinkin' bout a "Shirts vs. Skins" pillow fight........
Jacky Tar Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Shirts and skins games only take place durin' boys' P.E. classes or mayhaps pay per view? But all the same, a pillow fight wit' these lasses is not t' be missed. (Jacky picks up a down filled pillow an takes a swing at the ladies...)
Silkie McDonough Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Silkie dodges Jacky's swing but get's hit with the tip of the pillow anyway. "Ouch! Hold onto the zipper end! That hurt!" Silkie moves away from the other women ...circling around the guys ... DON'T TRUST ANYONE! She swings at Patrick.
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 She swings at Patrick. Normaly ...I coulda blocked that...... but this "shirts Vs. Skin" kinda thing..... Welllllllllll..... I was lookin' elsewhere........ got bonked upside th' head with that one........
Mad Matt Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Not t' worry, Patrick. I'll watch yer back. As it gets hit again and again and again.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Not t' worry, Patrick. I'll watch yer back. Yer missin' somefin'...... It's not me back ye gotta be lookin' at........... Hey Jenny go out fer a long pass again............ See..... poetry in motion........ awh..... th' imiges runnin' through me dirty little brain.........
Mad Matt Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Nope. Believe me, I'd be th' LAST person t' miss that! (Belay that. Maybe not the LAST one, as much as yer droolin'!) I've yet t' see the girls play along. Maybe we best start sprayin' water in their general direction, then. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 But wet tee-shirts an' toast don't quite mix.......... th' toast would get soggy..... soggy toast.... not a good thing...... I think a semi-clad pillow fight sounds soooooooooo much more fun...... sure they are shy...... but we brought a lot of cinimine toast (sly devels that we are....)
Mad Matt Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 So if'n I start flingin' cimannon all over th' place, I'd be wrong? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Silkie McDonough Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Silkie turns and swings at Matt, her pillow hits squarly across his recently redeveloped six pack abs (says he's been working out and since the GUYS are the ones without the shirts!)
Mad Matt Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 What the HELL?!?!?! I was jest standin' here, watching and instigating! BTW, six pack? I wish. Closest thing I've got are the Coronas in the fridge..... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Closest thing I've got are the Coronas in the fridge..... Wellllllllllllllllllllll....... there are only two left........ Silkie an I got kinda thirsty...... Maybe we better do a beer run before th' stores close............. An' get some more O' that tasty bread as long as were going shoppin'............
Silkie McDonough Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 I'll take a Carona!! Silkie does a back swing accidently hitting Ransom in the back.
Patrick Hand Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 ....And no one beleaved me when I said how much fun co-ed pajama partys could be....... half neekid pillow fights..... OK.... so we gotta get Matt to put his shirt back on...... but I think it had somethin' to do with beer.......come ter think O' it..... so did the cinimon toast ball game...... an' th' almost shirts vs. skins .....eeeerg somethin'....... Hey Jenny ..... it's safe.... ye can come outta the pillow fortress...... Silkie.... explaine ter me how do ye play spin th' bottle again ?
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Jenny wanders by with feathers stuck in her hair..and a piece o down stuch ta one lip "ptoo!" she grins, ruffles some down from Jackys hat and flops down next t' the girls..I'm hungry did you guys get the kind with the cinnamon swirls? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 With a final lob of a nicely stuffed pillow at Patrick's...back, I shake the feathers out of my curls, and give Silkie a wry smile for the hit on my head. "Hey, girl, I thought it was us against them? Whose side you on, anyway?" The air is full of drifting feathers as I settle down next to Red Cat, waiting for round two of the pillow fight. "I'll take a four-pack of wine coolers, if anyone's making a liqour store run." Gives Jacky a wink, and thinks he looks kinda cute with feathers stuck to his eyebrows. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Red CAt ponders wot liquor would go with cinnamon toast..mmmm Mexican coffee! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Ye know it's hard t' get a decent (or indecent) pillow fight goin' wit' the ladies sittin' round orderin' drinks! I brush the down from me face, an start lobbin' pillows at the lasses (wit' all zippers removed). Enjoyin' watchin' the pillows explode on impact.
Patrick Hand Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 removin' all zippers Fer some reason...... I like th' sound O' that.......... Randsom..... is that a zipper I see thar ? .........
Jacky Tar Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Ye know Patrick, Ransom carries a rapier an she's not afraid t' use it. Aye, the scene looks like it's out of a Doris Day movie wit' feathers everywhere.
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