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Puts down toast, and grabs a pillow, ready to defend myself.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Crouches down next ta Ransom giggling..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Pictures poor Mr. Hand covered in goose down grinning while the ladies laugh

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Pictures poor Mr. Hand covered in goose down grinning while the ladies laugh

Aaaaaargh..... somehow.... I think it would be worth being covered in feathers..........

Me poor brain be all a twitter just thinkin' bout a "Shirts vs. Skins" pillow fight........ :ph34r:

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Shirts and skins games only take place durin' boys' P.E. classes or mayhaps pay per view?

But all the same, a pillow fight wit' these lasses is not t' be missed.

(Jacky picks up a down filled pillow an takes a swing at the ladies...)

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Silkie dodges Jacky's swing but get's hit with the tip of the pillow anyway. "Ouch! Hold onto the zipper end! That hurt!" Silkie moves away from the other women ...circling around the guys ...

DON'T TRUST ANYONE!

She swings at Patrick.

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Not t' worry, Patrick. I'll watch yer back.

Yer missin' somefin'......

It's not me back ye gotta be lookin' at........... :ph34r:

Hey Jenny go out fer a long pass again............

See..... poetry in motion........ awh..... th' imiges runnin' through me dirty little brain......... :ph34r:

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Nope. Believe me, I'd be th' LAST person t' miss that! (Belay that. Maybe not the LAST one, as much as yer droolin'!)

I've yet t' see the girls play along.

Maybe we best start sprayin' water in their general direction, then.

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But wet tee-shirts an' toast don't quite mix..........

th' toast would get soggy.....

soggy toast....

not a good thing......

I think a semi-clad pillow fight sounds soooooooooo much more fun...... :ph34r:

sure they are shy...... but we brought a lot of cinimine toast (sly devels that we are....) :ph34r:

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What the HELL?!?!?! I was jest standin' here, watching and instigating!

BTW, six pack? I wish. Closest thing I've got are the Coronas in the fridge.....

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Closest thing I've got are the Coronas in the fridge.....

Wellllllllllllllllllllll....... there are only two left........ Silkie an I got kinda thirsty......

Maybe we better do a beer run before th' stores close.............

An' get some more O' that tasty bread as long as were going shoppin'............ :P

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....And no one beleaved me when I said how much fun co-ed pajama partys could be.......

half neekid pillow fights..... OK.... so we gotta get Matt to put his shirt back on...... but I think it had somethin' to do with beer.......come ter think O' it..... so did the cinimon toast ball game...... an' th' almost shirts vs. skins .....eeeerg somethin'.......

Hey Jenny ..... it's safe.... ye can come outta the pillow fortress...... :P

Silkie.... explaine ter me how do ye play spin th' bottle again ?

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Jenny wanders by with feathers stuck in her hair..and a piece o down stuch ta one lip "ptoo!" she grins, ruffles some down from Jackys hat and flops down next t' the girls..I'm hungry did you guys get the kind with the cinnamon swirls?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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:rolleyes::huh:

With a final lob of a nicely stuffed pillow at Patrick's...back, I shake the feathers out of my curls, and give Silkie a wry smile for the hit on my head. "Hey, girl, I thought it was us against them? Whose side you on, anyway?"

The air is full of drifting feathers as I settle down next to Red Cat, waiting for round two of the pillow fight. "I'll take a four-pack of wine coolers, if anyone's making a liqour store run." :huh:

Gives Jacky a wink, and thinks he looks kinda cute with feathers stuck to his eyebrows.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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Red CAt ponders wot liquor would go with cinnamon toast..mmmm Mexican coffee!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Ye know it's hard t' get a decent (or indecent) pillow fight goin' wit' the ladies sittin' round orderin' drinks!

I brush the down from me face, an start lobbin' pillows at the lasses (wit' all zippers removed).

Enjoyin' watchin' the pillows explode on impact.

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