Black Nate Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Woooooooooooo!!!! Hundred thousand welcomes to ya, Lass!!! ~Black Nate~ A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling. It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint. The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere. Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 I ain't goin' ter say nufin' bout no rum balls..... not me.....
Ransom Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Think I'll stick with hot chocolate and rum, thanks! BTW, Patrick, what kind of rum to you use in yours? I use Tattoo, just because it adds so much spicy flavor to the chocolate. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Hehe Patrick..they wont bite you "Cinnaminny Toast to go with your rummy chocolate Ransom?" Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Runny chocolate? Where's it run off to? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Doh! RuMMy.. make that Rummy chocolate...aye Im a rummy pirate..wot'd ye expect? How bout a marshmallow? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Perkeo Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Last time I made some rum balls I used Sailor Jerry. mmmmmmm Help Pyrate Minicity grow, click a link below! Pyrate Population Pyrate Transportation Pyrate Industry http://pyrate.myminicity.com/sec
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 * snicker * I'm not sayin it..... Seriously I'm sure they were good :) Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 Woooooooooooo!!!!Hundred thousand welcomes to ya, Lass!!! "Sorry lad, not sure why... the CAt wants me t' toast ye! Understand I'm just followin' the lasses request. Aye, come t' this thread an yer expected t' make... 'er toast!" A toast, to a sailor we just know as Nate We found him knockin' on St. Peter's gate Claims he was a bosun's mate Seems we saved him from a lesser fate Fer now we'll just let 'em contemplate Wot's just been served, on his plate Welcome aboard mate!
Patrick Hand Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 There once waz a Pyrate from Nantucket Who had a buncha' butter inna bucket... As he whiped off his chin, an' said wit a grin... Wow... that waz some yummy cinnomon toast....... Yah... I know it don't rhyme..... but I kinda wrote meself inter a corner wit that one..........
Black Nate Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 "Sorry lad, not sure why... the CAt wants me t' toast ye! Understand I'm just followin' the lasses request. Aye, come t' this thread an yer expected t' make... 'er toast!"A toast, to a sailor we just know as Nate We found him knockin' on St. Peter's gate Claims he was a bosun's mate Seems we saved him from a lesser fate Fer now we'll just let 'em contemplate Wot's just been served, on his plate Welcome aboard mate! Why commodore, tha's right nice o yer ta welcome me in verse. Thank ya fer th fine welcome! A toast back to ya! ~Black Nate~ A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling. It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint. The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere. Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.
Patrick Hand Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 Wot we like 'bout Jenny th' most.... Alla th' Breatherin an' Sisterin O' th' Coast.... We're all yellin' Yummy.... an' rubbin' our tummy.... When she says..."Here...Have some more cinnamon toast"......
Ransom Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 Roses are red, violets are blue, I've had enough poetry, How about you? Now, where's the cinnamon toast and hot chocolate? Oh, and the rum ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 One last rhyme Ransom. I want some rhum.
Patrick Hand Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 RUM Mix it wit' Coke or a straight shot.... add water, sugar an' butter an' drink it hot. I like Rum, Dark or Light... Heck...151 ye can even ignite........
Ransom Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 You win! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 awwwWWWWW!!! ... ........... I Love you guys... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Black Nate Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes Looking up at paradise All souls bound just contrawise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of 'em good and true Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! More was seen through a sternlight screen... Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Chartings undoubt where a woman had been Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid That dared the knife and took the blade By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! ~Black Nate~ A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling. It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint. The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere. Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.
Black Nate Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Rum, Rum, Rum (sung to the tune of Fun, Fun, Fun the beach boys) Well her daddy's out late And he's late out, he's very tardy And though she's normally good Right now she's feeling a little bit naughty So she goes to the cupboard And pours herself a pint of Barcardi And she'll drink rum rum rum 'Til her daddy takes the bottle away (Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away) Well the girl is drinking Like she's chugging beer out of a can now (Out of a can now, out of a can now) And she don't like saki That warm stuff they drink in Japan now (Drink in Japan now, drink in Japan now) But her old man's back And you know what's gonna hit the fan now (Hit the fan now, hit the fan now) And she'll drink rum rum rum 'Til her daddy takes the bottle away (Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away) Well daddy's so angry That he's gone more than a little berserk now (He's gone berserk now, a little berserk now) Not what he expected To find returning from work now (Turning from work now, turning from work now) But she can't hold it in And there's carrot bits all over his shirt now (Over his shirt now, over his shirt) And she'll drink rum rum rum 'Til her daddy takes the bottle away (Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away) And she'll chuck rum rum rum over daddy till he takes it away (Rum rum rum now that daddy took the bottle away) repeat ad nauseam ~Black Nate~ A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling. It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint. The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere. Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 um....we'd best cut Nate's ration o rum fer a bit... Toast Lad? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted October 14, 2007 Posted October 14, 2007 Toast Lad? "Through th' teeth an' over the tongue Watch out tummy Here it comes......" Or "To Wives and Misteresses May they never meet...." Or "Here's mud in' yer eye...."
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 There was a Red Cat who could boast that Pirates would make her some toast! It had cinnamin and her heart they would win and decided she liked Sea Dogs the most! They gave her some kit and that just cinched it She wanted to do more than post! Aye she wont be chasin the rats but playin with swords and cool hats now just who would think as they sailed on the drink That pirates would hang out with cats? * Grin * Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Black Nate Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 Cut my Rhum ration? Noooooooooo! We gonna sit around drinking tea an eating cinnamon toast listening ta poetry, are we? Wall, depends on th poetry er song I guess. Rhum for you Rhum for me We'll drink Rhum til we can't see! ~Black Nate~ A ship in a puddle is better than no ship at all Dear Saint Brendan, to mention your name is to recall much travelling. It was in relation to voyages that you emerged as a popular Saint. The Irish became great travelers thus spreading their faith everywhere. Protect not only mariners but also all those who go down to the sea in ships. Amen.
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