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Ifn' Animal needs a drink Olaf stands ready to deliver.
Hey, is that a screaming orgasm in the tree over there.
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(a figure in shadows staggers towards the forcastle)
Olaf to come aboard Captain.
Me ......... No I been........uhmmmmmm........Meeting with prospective ingedrients for my Elixir. I have found several good possibilities but there gone now. Don't worry I know where they live.
Diosa
I may be needin' some o' those pretty Olaf tips for further adventures here.
Doc
I been taking me medicine so no worries.
I am now off to wander with a viking princess as her pirate.
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I still think that the late night passages of things in the dark were the most disturbing.
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I would have to throw in Gun-Gu-Din.
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I would gladly report that no Haitians landed while I was on watch. Otherwise the event at the fort are still classified.
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Yes I do! But I'm not tellin' you who they be.
I know of your dastardly deeds with that pen of yours.
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That's what that nun said before she dumped me and me friends into the briny' blue.
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Sorry can't make it have big show in North Carolina. Who know might suprise you another time though.
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Ba da der der der der der der derrrrrrrrrr.
Squealllllll!
Squealllllll!
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Yes, there are always fotos of me I am a legend. People need verification that there is an Olaf.
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Yes we know a fluffer is but this is a virtuous ship and a chaste crew.
Animal distribute the wadders IT's getting deep.
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KW where be that plethora of foto's you have we are anxious to see them. no censorship is allowed send us the disc.
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I am only "fluffy' Olaf when I have a cold and in conference with the big Q.
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Now If'n ya'll like I could bring some of the other types o sausae from round yonder in the backwoods. Call it "southern sausage".
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Olaf does not fluff.
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Fame update
For all those who particpated in the event an coworker witnessed our Tom-Foolery on the CBS Early Shore earlier this week.
Oh Black Kat Morgan he said that my walking was the best he has ever seen.
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Let me defend the virtures of beef jerky's bigger brother summer sausage.
Long ago on my wanderings I found that I was hungry.
With no time to busy myself with fire starting I wandered still hungry. That hard tac was all gone. So it was grass and twigs.
Munching away on these "vegatables' I happened along a most pleasent merchant. Looking succesfully fed, I quandried if he could spare some victuals for a wandering pirate. He immediatly passed over a summer sausage. I tried this interesting morsal and to my "amazement" it satisfied my hunger so I thanked this man and continued my wanderings. knowing that I would not be hungry again as long As I had a summer sausage, I saught the neccasary ingredients to my now famous elixir.
So if not for the summer sausage the quest of the elixir would have faded in a far away tavern that I had to find food in.
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A flag that be yours. you silly people. But I may be auctioning a clean white un-Olaf like shirt.
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Merry you just want me to snore next to you late into the nite.
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Chief Apothocary that should be fine. Just wait for my future concotions.
Hold on don,t apothocary's have to know something.
that's scary.
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I be famous. A splash heard round the island.
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You all have to remeber that TBM is not gay. As for the other venues they are. Enjoy your initiation Skot.
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Oh yea! I want audio next year.
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Everyone is on the board next year. Even though I can't win.....we all know. ' nuff said. Olaf enters like no other.
Crewe ChitChat
in Pyrates of the Coast
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I don't know yet I might just have to ask her.