Lady Bassett

Aarrrrrggggghhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh yesssssssss, aarrrgggghhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhhhhhhh. Ooooohhhhhh.

"Tell me quick" said Old McFee "What's this all have to do with me?" "I've spent all my time at sea a loner." "Is there something else I should know?" "Something hidden down below the level of your conversation?" Well he turned away before the answer Though I yelled aloud he refused to hear It became too clear So it went as we put out I was left in constant doubt Everything I asked about seemed private The captain strolled the bridge one night I stopped him in the evening light To ask him would it be all right to join him But he stood there like some idol And he listened like some temple And then he turned away All along the fateful coast We moved silent like a ghost The timeless sea of tireless host possessed us The wind came building from the cold northwest And soon the waves began to crest Crashing cross the forward deck All hands lost I alone survived the sinking I alone possessed the tools On that ship of fools ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ship of Fools Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band

I was kidnapped. Then I was framed. Then I was shot, but I survived. I learned the trade from a Master Pirate of the worst kind. I mean THE WORST KIND. Now I am a pirate slave forced to do his evil bidding. I'm serious. Really. This is fact. Oh, I forgot the part where he used his blade on me. That was particularly frightening. But now I fear not.

Nigel, I'm going to let the other women in the Pub handle that one.

Yeah, what happened to your avatar, Jack???

Why would anybody do something like that?

Happy Birthday! May you always have enough.

Happy Birthday !! Hope your condition improves.

Happy Birthday, Saucy Nell !!

Happy Birthday, O Cryptic One.

Happy Birthday, Viperpirate. Hope your Juliette is with you today!

Speakin' of Disneyland, did anybody bother to bail Captain Vale out of Jail???

I knew an Ice Cream Shop clerk once. He was an irritating little f~@k. He had some really nasty habits, too. His partner in crime was the coolest guy to walk the planet, tho. But ice cream is good.

Relax, Jack. Everything's going to be OK.