Bootstrap?

I don't know how many Man Utd fans are on here, or even football fans at all. But as a devoted MUFC fan my concerns lie with the saga over Ronaldo and the whole Real Madrid thing. Will he sign for the Spanish side or see some sense and stay put??

Why thank ye, Lady Barbossa for ye welcome and t'is a warm one at that. Yes, I have forgiven Jack for his decision to tie a cannon ball to me bootstraps. I have noticed that the Pub caters fine men and woman of the sea, and I'm glad to call yall me matey's. I hope to have a good ol' time here with yall.

Thank ye me mateys, yall so very kind. I'm born and bred from the City of Manchester, England. I be eighteen years of age, 19 in November. Apart from Pirating, my other occupations consist of being a Physical Training Instructor at the local gymnasium, lifeguard at the local pool and a Youth worker. To be honest with ye matey, POTC is the only knowledge I have of Pirates and Pirating. I have the obvious, basic, stereotyping image of pirates, which is the whole eye patch, wooden-leg and parrot over ye shoulder. But since watching POTC it has certainly given me the soft spot for the people like you and I ... Pirates! Bootstrap shouts to Barman: I'll have a Spicy Rum and whatever me mateys be havin'.

Ahoy there me mateys. How ye be doin'? I would just like to introduce meself. I'm Bootstrap (mentioned in Pirates of the Caribbean), as stated. I be likin' Pirates ever since havin' watched Pirates of the Caribbean trio. Cap'n Jack Sparrow is an inspiration for us all, don't ye think? Anyways enough of this babble, what will yall be havin' to drink me heartys?