Sheila

Cooking, cleaning, litter box duty, sewing, bed making....... No...I'm not gay!

As official cabin toy I attest to the fact he is not gay!

Yay for us girls!!!!! :)

yeah, what Paisley said!!!

I would like to introduce everyone to One Eye Spry. He has been added to the crewe site, and is a local Portlando pirate who was shipless. He and the Capt met up in a bar one night, and The Capt(having a wee bit too much rum punch...and we all know what that does for his sense of reason) challenged Spry to a battle of punny wits.... The battle got underway, but shortly into it the Capt, who was WAAAAYYYY over his ration, collapsed  falling over the table, tankard in hand. (never fear, our rum wench was there to grab the tankard and make sure not a drop was spilled) Nevertheless, Spry won the pun war and was promised a place abord our crewe. 

Please join me in welcoming him aboard. 

 

Diosa

Well, hello. I like nothing better than a pirate with an eyepatch and a quick tongue.

:)

I agree with two of the three there.

Welcome aboard One Eye!! I've heard good things about you. I'm afraid to know what you've heard about me.

here is a pic, with Sheila in my chest!

Sheila looks different when she's not in her REAL cloths........

I would respond but I think I'll get in trouble

maybe we should let the secret out that I'm in an interspecies relationship

I think it's a family thing

*starts singing you shook me all night long*

yeah she's 21!!!!

quarters are getting cozy around here

found out I'm not bullet proof

the shaking only started after said incidents

I was in town both times but only present for one incident. I deny any involvment with the leavings.

Way to go Carolina boys! *starts humming we are the world*

PS I have a crush on Crush!!!

hmmm.. what would be good to give Diosa.

One gift certificate to Fair Villa for $250

some coins and jewlery to start filling her new man sized chest.

You forgot to mention what a great snuggler he is. I missed having by my side in bed last night.

I will be there!! this is a once in a lifetime chance.

okay, back on the market I go. Life is always entertaining.

hey Pais, I will be getting my bike as soon as the weather is warm. Should we start the POTC biker club?

It was good to see you too! You are welcome to pirate with us anytime!!

BTW Aim your hat is getting the pug treatment since it is still here with us.

I would also like to note in the log that it only took a sip of wine before Diosa and i were touching lips. Now we have pics to compare with Nigel and Captains kiss last year. If you think the image of the boys kiss is scaring then you should see the captain try the bottle trick. We also found out that bikers and pirates are one in the same.

I am having way too much fun here in Florida! They have even convinced me to stay a few extra days. More stories to be has, more tales to be told.

hmmm......a pirate fear factor.......

been there, done that, not worth it

pour me somthin' tall and strong, make it a hurricane before i go insane.

I heard something good about his 'nailing' ability as well

anyone got a sharpie?

grumble grumble growl 

she grumbles....she growls...... but we all told her to move out of the freaking midwest months ago.... and what does she do....stay there....freeze...then gripe about it....

You just wait and see what I do about it

starts devious planning