Artemis Dainty

Cutthroat Island - excellent. Everything a movie should be, silly, loud, exciting with daft wigs and a silky-voiced English adversary and a really really bad baddy. Loved the map on the pirate's head. Last but not least, Matthew Modine is rather easy on the eye, don'tcha know! Artie.

Woodley, Stockport. If it's any help, 7 miles from Manchester, as the crow flies. Oh yes, fancy me forgetting. Blighty. and..er...ahem......AAAAHHHHAAAARHHHHHHAAARRRR!

Well mates, me first pyrate name be Fancy Pants Pete, me second be Daxx the Magnificent. One for weekdays and one for Sundays, I fancy. Oh, would you look at that, time for more rum, who's joinin' me? Artie. Got me another. Bloody Anne Bonney. Guess that gives the game away.

We had a dressing up day at school the other day and the staff decided to be pyrates. So... loose trousers we could roll up, stripey tee shirts, bandanas, a belt, and plenty of scars, courtesy of someone's eyebrow pencil. The kids loved it. oh, and of course, lots of shouting. Artie. and this post makes me a mate. grogs on me lads!

INFINITY Artie.

Felt tip is much less painful, and if'n you washes occasionally, is fairly removable. Artie.