^She and the mermaids stole the magic Mayan sceptre from me and then she helped Surfer Joe bring me to the UNCLE prison wing... but I am plotting my escape, here in my cell, with advice from my hand-puppet friend, Miss Rosy Palm.
^ Secret identity? Me? Why would you think I have a secret identity? I do not act suspiciously!
< I am just a humble cabana boy! I have no hidden identity. So, um .... let us change the subject ...
V What is your favourite cocktail?