CaptainSatan

Allegation

I too have a bread machine.

Her name be Hsiao-Ling.

She also does windows.

-CS

A smart display of the tools of the sweet trade.

Aye, smart as paint it be.

-CS

Politics?

Next we'll have people talkin' 'bout their poxed stamp collections or their personal realationships with JC. Seems like there be plenty of common lubber forums fer that sort of mundane talk.

-CS

"Shut up", shouted Mum!

A nekked lady peeling a Mandarin orange.

-CS

I am a lover of cartoons.

Jenny C

Speaking of cartoons and PIRATES!

My foster daughter used to love Peter Pan and the Pirates I always got a kick out of it because Captain Hook was voiced by Tim Curry.

-CS

If someone were itchin' to break Federal law , I'd reccomend distilling mead.You get a lot less impurities and a smoother beverage that's ready to drink with no ageing.In theory you could make such a bevearge with a stovetop still made from a pressure cooker.You should avoid a gas stove since ethanol fumes are somewhat flamable (not a problem with outdoor stills)

-CS

Flames reached the magazine.

My 1979 Jeep CJ5 is named Zena.

My primary car is always named Zena.

When I own a 2nd car it is always named Carla.

-CS

Also see....

http://www.atf.gov/alcohol/info/faq/spirits.htm

For FAQ at the BATF.

-CS

Speaking of the Texas Republic. I just recently moved to China Town*

myself.

-CS

*AKA Richardson Texas

Home Brewing and Distilling are legal, for the most part, for personal consumption only.

Actually I'm afraid that any home distilling for human consumption is illegal in the United States.You can apply for a permit from the BATF for an experimental still for making fuel, but you'll have to promise not to drink any of it

-CS

Short & Sweet

I like my wenches to be travel sized.

My idea of the perfect woman is a doxie-spinner that drinks rhum like a fish, owns her own brace of doglocks, and wears her eye patch to bed

-CS