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Portraits from our cruise...

Would you buy rum from this man?

Well, you both look as if ye had a great time in yer grande garb and wonderful smiles.

And, yes, I'd buy rum from this man.

Well, ARE there any other pirate forums?

Far better to create your own adventures than to follow those created by others.

-- Hurricane

So true!

Been spraying a generous amount of a wonderful scent called Sweet Revenge on myself lately.

Also, there is a seller on ebay who concocts the most luscious perfume oils ever. I bought a few from her. They were called Pirate's Musk, Pirate's Midnight Rum, and, of course, Black Rose.

Sinful olfactory satisfaction.

For men, I swear that Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy for Him" is laced with pheromones. I swoon at the slightest whiff of it!!

Chester Cheetah

Good. There are more than 2 pirate movies out there.

I'm gettin' me hands on the XXX rated one.

Hey, why not? It may not be PC (pyratically correct), but it does seem like a lot of fun goings on happen here.

(Oh well...off to the weight bench for me...)

Have a good workout.

"I'm here to kill."

~Funkervogt

It's SNOwing iT'S snowing aaaaghhhhhhh!!!!!!

::Runs about screaming and flailing::

Ugh..I feel for you.

"If you mess with me, I'll get rid of you."

~New Order

A few low~fat Triscuits and some Pepsi One.

yeah..Way too skinny!

I think these Models 'll need extra padding first

Nah... remember... I like 'em skinny.....

Good man. A good, trim physique is important.

Letting oneself get sloppy is just.....wrong.

They're cute and fun.

Does everything have to be so serious??

(Although I know I could have done better.)

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eggstacy.

My pirate selector is Jack Rackham.

My Sopranos character is

Your Results:

#1 Anthony Soprano - You are the acting street boss of New Jersey. You're torn between two seperate yet equally important sets of family obligations. You're in therapy to improve the quality of your life and your relationships, but because of Mafia blood oaths you can never truly open up, lest you break your bows of silence and risk retribution from the rest of the crime family.

Man, I could go on forever with these!

My Harry Potter character=Draco Malfoy.

I guess I'm just a big ol' evil presence.

Oooh..a Batman villain selector.

You are Catwoman - Loves skin tight outfits, cats and being evil.

Watch out. I may just let the cat out of the bag.

I liked their 'Wild Cat Selector"

I'm a tiger.

They're grrrrrrrrrreat!

These selectors are fun...

There was also a Disney character selecter by Bethy plops. Just for yuks, I did it and came up with~

Captain Hook - You're a bit of a bastard and are prone to not letting feuds stop. If someone pisses you off stop getting annoyed and LET IT GO!!!

Too funny, That's me alright. But as far as letting it go, that just doesn't happen....

Uh, yeah....eggsactly!

Eggspressions and all.

Eggstra special eggcitation.

I was gonna say I can't believe this thread is still going... but I'm still laughing at "oinkstrips" I think we need to call Websters update department.

I could give Webster's a few new words.

I'm always givin' things my own label!

Deer dinner...

I say this run of Pirate movies should outlast anything that "the mouse" is involved with!

That IS funny, and hopefully true!!

Thar be a full review of the XXX version of Pirates! in the Winter's Pyrates Way (in stores and available at the end of Feb.). . . and we'll be putting a full story together for the sequel coming out in the summer. Yes, it's porn. Yes, it's Shatner-over-the-top-bad-acting. . .but that's what Pirate movies are about. . . . I say look at typical pirate movie characters. . .

Long John Silver = over the top pirate that is the cause for a lot of the Arrghs, and Mateys of our pirate lingo today (blame 1950s Disney)

Jack Sparrow = over the top pirate acting like Keith Richards on Steroids. . . (Disney again)

Dread Pyrate Roberts = over the top pirate acting (even when dead most of the day)

Over-acting pirates is part of the gig m'thinks as most of those characters are expected to be characters that are remarkable and unforgettable.

Now add the porn of beautiful women who give themselves to pirates and add some rum, candles, a creaking ship hull and some hammocks. . .hell, that IS piracy, mates! I say this run of Pirate movies should outlast anything that "the mouse" is involved with!

Even better, not one of the pirates in the porn movies use the word "Savvy" which is a respected Apache/Indian word of the Roy Rogers, Long Ranger, F-Troop, and Gunsmoke eras. . . . I mean really. . . pirates using "savvy" as a word is as historically ridiculous as a Renaissance Tudor eating a fresh-smoked New World Turkey Leg. (No turkeys in Europe)

Porn, Pyrates, Raunch, Rum. . . there's a reason they follow each other in the dictionary, m'thinks.

. . . oh, and this opinion is all in fun. . .please no flaming. . . . eeeesh. . .

Nobody should flame you. Everyone has an opinion!!

I thought "savvy" came from the French word "savoir".

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