PirateSSe

how wet where you?

Use your imagination.........

dried off.

Sadistica

strip

Heaven 17~Designing Heaven

Giorgio Moroder's Subterranean 12" mix

"Here comes a new sensation~

designing heaven..."

Yes, I love techno.

Malibu mango flavoured rum liqueur, mixed half & half with pineapple juice, over ice:

Yum!

Cheers, Hester

That sounds deluscious!

"I have the strangest feeling that somewhere, a pirate and parrot are arguing about ME!"

pew

Spongebob Squarepants song..

"Arrrrrrr ye ready, kids?"

"Aye, aye, Cap'n!"

Who lives in a pineapple shaped like a shoe

All silly and happy, a doooofus fer you....

I'd wish for 30 more wishes.

Oh, the rum be gone because I ~hic~ guzzled it ALL!

"What's yer name again? snorrrrrrr"

It's quite simple, m'dear........it is gone either because the crew drank it all, or because it evaporated......either way, there's hell to pay!

apparently it's also flammable, but I'd shoot any woman who burned my rum....fair warning......

there's a rumor that I'm a cannibal........that's usually enough to keep 'em away from me rum!

of course, that's just a *urrrrp* rumor.........

Hmmm..I'm sure I'd make a right fine cannibal.

"Eat me!" he said. I was only too happy to comply.

in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Harry Lime

The Third Man

Hah! I love it!

Sorry, I be Italian, and proud.

I love my dreams. They are much like movies, can be funny, always entertaining.

Many imes I know I'm in a dream and can manipulate it.

Then, ~sigh~ I wake up...........

Me.

There really's no way around it

A dog is no frog, nor grog.

But once it is found,

'twill quickly astound,

'tis surely one hoppin' drunk hound.

Dam ye , lass why did ye no say hello? I'd a let ye fire the cannon off !

Damn! That would have been the "climax" to the whole day!

I wanted to meet many of the people there, but sometimes I be a bit shy....

poof

I was so damn horny

I cried, "Just adore me!"

We rolled in the hay

and I just had to say,

"Damn, man, it's too much when you board me!"

Nice one. I fancy spiders!

I have to come up with me own flag soon.....

"Robert De Niro's waiting,

talking Italian."

I love my 80's!

poof

Skullduggery

There once was a man from Nantucket

who carried his trash in a bucket.

He then set it down,

took a look around

and decided to just chuck it.

I'll be over faster than a barefooted jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in August in Arizona in the middle of a heat wave with his ass on fire.

I know, ths is out of nowhere. I just love the imagery.