H'okay, den: "thees is not true." Happy, Rosa? Now, eef jou weel escuse me for a meenute, I have soam pirates to deal wit'.
Capitan Siren, I am on to jour leetle obsession wid' me an my rope. Nex' I s'pose jou going to want me to wash deeshes jusing a soap on a rope, eh? (An' while we on de subject, how I suppose to pull a sunk sheep out of a rope, anyway? Anyone knows jou pull a sunk sheep out of de harbor!) Jus' so jou know, de Aztecs give me new meedel name, call me "Nahapan." And dat's wad' I say when it come to jour deeshes: "Inigo Nahapan."
Jou, False Ransom: why jou laugh at leetle conejo? So Rosarita, she t'ink I cute in my baidtime sleepers. So what, eh? Eef she say "leetle cojone" dat be somet'ing else again, but den I know she be talking about somebody else aroun' here.
And jou, Jacky Tar: funny jou should mention Iron Chef. Jou probably alraidy know dat "Rosarita has a special way to cook." How jou know so much about us, anyway? Jou been intercepting my despatches to de Cardinal wit'out a FISA warrant or somet'ing?
Now, Rosie... eef jou want me to be haippy, jou gon' use dat wheep to start rounding up some of dese creeminals. Jou join The Pirate Hunter, I make jou my downline, jou get reseeduals on any Pirate Hunters jou sign op under jou. Wad' jou say to dat, eh?
"Wait jou just call me Rosa? Jou half me to deal wit right now! Why are jou doing rope tricks for Captain Siren? She is a lady capitan, no? Dis Ransom jou doing tricks fer her too?"
"Hey, Ransom! De nick name half nuthing to do wit Inigo's slippers."
"Dis Jacky how jou know heem? Is heem a food critic?"
"Inigo jou haippiness, is not high on priority list, eh."
"Why are all dese creeminals wearing peacock feathers in dare sombreros?"
"Inigo jou half some esplainin to do! De wheep I may use on jou, to take jou home; or, to kill Joaquin daid, daid, daid..."
"Whair are my peons?"