Theprofessionalpirate99

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not much just got it

That one was from Gladiator

I guess I stumped you all once again

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We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can becaught, he can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.

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Pollyanna

I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

correct

your turn

Haunted Honeymoon

good flick

My turn

Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, "there he goes. Boy fucked a martian once."

Where is good place to by pirate ear rings reggular or skull and cross bones on line........And i am a guy and which ear means your gay and which means your straight

Thank Ye

"Protocol"? We don't need no stinkin' protocol!

Arrrrrrg

I agree

I tip me glass ta ye

this round is on me

cheers!

well kendra your right

i tip my hat to you cheers

that on was from the skateboarding movie grind

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment.

i guess there is a turn up for grabs

Character 1: I'm in a dry spell.

Character 2: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.

Character 1: I've had sex.

Character 2: With a human being?

Character 1: Who's making up all these rules?

sm1 still needs to guess on this 1

i guess there is a turn up for grabs

Character 1: I'm in a dry spell.

Character 2: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.

Character 1: I've had sex.

Character 2: With a human being?

Character 1: Who's making up all these rules?

The Princess Bride.  To be more specific, that was Andre the Giant's character speaking about the Dread Pirate Roberts following them after they kidnapped the princess.  LORD, I've seen that movie alot! 

Here's mine:

"Oh good 'cause I have an announcement to make to Roy: I'm totally bake-aked! "

Okay sorry to burst your bubble buddy you obviously haven't seen The Princess Bride enough or else you would have known that Mandy Patinkin's character (Inigo Montoya) says it to Wallace Shawn's character (Vizzini) no hard feelings i have just seen it so many times that it would have bugged the hell out of me if i hadn't corrected you...

i got a few

this is an oldie but a goodie.....

1.Jesus walks into a motel lays 3 nails down on the table and says Can you put me up for the night?

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So there is this guy who had a long day at work so he goes to the top of his building where there is a bar.So he asks the bartender for a drink, and the guy say hey you know this building is magic and the first guy replies Yeah Right. The second guy says no realy if you jump off the top you'll float down fly around the second floor and come back in. The first guy replies I still dont beleave you. So he says ok i'll prove it to you. So the second guy jumps off the top floats down flies around the second floor and come back in. so the first guy says ok ill do it. So he jumps off falls 20 stories and dies. The Second guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says You know Superman your a real asshole when your drunk.

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What do blondes and tornaidos have in common? At first theres alot of suckin and blowin then you loose your house.

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i cant resist i have to put it up

How much does it take for a pirate to get his ear peirced?

A buck-an-ear

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! Shes got a granade!

Without A Paddle

i love that movie 1 of my favs.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can

Waynes World

my turn

My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.

it was from Clerks guys come on

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People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.

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http://www.deadmentellnotales.com

thats where i find all my pirate needs

http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/page/DM/CTGY/FB

that is not only where i buy my flags, but it is also where i buy all other pirate swag and weapons

The Muppet Movie

WTF?!?!

lol

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I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

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Correct Blues Bros

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Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

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I think this was Super Troopers.

This is from one of my favorite flicks,

"Somebody gave me this telephone... I think it was Edie... yeah it was Edie... and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh... I don't have anything to say... so here...this is for you... now you can talk to God."

Easy The Doors

MY TURN AGAIN!

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No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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Name ur fav Adam Andler Movie And Quote

HAROLD AND MAUDE

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Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

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John Bender says it in Breakfast Club.

Next...

"Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!"

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Next

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Heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong.

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this movie looks funny as hell. Sammy tazers a snake in the face

"A snake raped my sister and ate my dog"-Snakes On A Plane

yes i am

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