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  1. http://www.myspace.com/goldenduckofluck not much just got it
  2. That one was from Gladiator I guess I stumped you all once again ------------------------------- We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can becaught, he can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget. ---------------------------------
  3. Pollyanna I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
  4. Haunted Honeymoon good flick My turn Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, "there he goes. Boy fucked a martian once."
  5. Where is good place to by pirate ear rings reggular or skull and cross bones on line........And i am a guy and which ear means your gay and which means your straight Thank Ye
  6. Arrrrrrg I agree I tip me glass ta ye this round is on me cheers!
  7. well kendra your right i tip my hat to you cheers
  8. that on was from the skateboarding movie grind In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment.
  9. i guess there is a turn up for grabs Character 1: I'm in a dry spell. Character 2: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell. Character 1: I've had sex. Character 2: With a human being? Character 1: Who's making up all these rules?
  10. Okay sorry to burst your bubble buddy you obviously haven't seen The Princess Bride enough or else you would have known that Mandy Patinkin's character (Inigo Montoya) says it to Wallace Shawn's character (Vizzini) no hard feelings i have just seen it so many times that it would have bugged the hell out of me if i hadn't corrected you...
  11. i got a few this is an oldie but a goodie..... 1.Jesus walks into a motel lays 3 nails down on the table and says Can you put me up for the night? ---------------------------------------- So there is this guy who had a long day at work so he goes to the top of his building where there is a bar.So he asks the bartender for a drink, and the guy say hey you know this building is magic and the first guy replies Yeah Right. The second guy says no realy if you jump off the top you'll float down fly around the second floor and come back in. The first guy replies I still dont beleave you. So he says ok i'll prove it to you. So the second guy jumps off the top floats down flies around the second floor and come back in. so the first guy says ok ill do it. So he jumps off falls 20 stories and dies. The Second guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says You know Superman your a real asshole when your drunk. --------------------------------------------- What do blondes and tornaidos have in common? At first theres alot of suckin and blowin then you loose your house. ----------------------------------------------- i cant resist i have to put it up How much does it take for a pirate to get his ear peirced? A buck-an-ear ----------------------------------------------------- What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN! Shes got a granade!
  12. Without A Paddle i love that movie 1 of my favs. I want you to hit me as hard as you can
  13. Waynes World my turn My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
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