Cap.Liamstarwatcher

Argh, I hope you mates dont be minding if I tel ye about my personal pirate website, www.liamstarwatcher.com. Its full of everything a pirate loves, its a new site, but give her time, thank ye, and AHOY! By the way a met a few people from this website in Salem, mass, I was there with me mate, cap. Joseph crow. I think I met someone by the name of Barbossa, or something that began with a B. ARGH!

Aye this sounds like fun, be it to late to make plans now, cause me would love to go!

Aye arnt we all full of ourselves!

(takes off tri corner and bows)

Argh, an oldie but still goodie!!! argh!!! :)

Argh, me fill noones tankard but me own!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINE SMOKE INDEED!

Ello lass, fill me cup thar mylady!

Har har the be funny

Argh! I be havin a cup o joe for you mylady!

Argh! a penny whistle, put I be suckin!

Argh! fine chaps indeed! Macanudo is a fine one indeed! :)

Argh! hello be to you!

Argh, i dont be knowing if this be the right place to be talking of this, but one of me grandest pleasures be of smoking pipes, and a fine cigaaaar. Anyone else care for a smoke?

Was the barwench! i have a great thirst!