Captain Booty

Nay, tis a rabbid weasel

I can only reckon 'ow he got stuck to yer chin there, laddie. Ye gots to ensure the road kill be dead before ye sets about to eat it, ye know.

^ makes me wonder if 'er middle name be Mos.

If a regular man is a laymen, does that mean that he has to sit or lay?

Cleveland Ohio, where Drew Carey's show takes place in?

Have you all had enough of the current first and last words yet, enough for the new first and last to be chosen by the next person who posts here?

Table tennis, anyone?

Question, how do you find out who's looking at your profile? It shows how many views, but how do you know who they are? I've heard there is a way to check, but waiting for that answer.

I know of one way, though there are surely other similar programs to this one. Go here: http://www.statcounter.com/how_it_works.html

...and sign up for that free program. I used it on a message board I modded at, as well as on my Live Journal Page and my website. It will tell you not only how many visitors have logged on to your page, but also what countries they are logging from (through the base of their ISP and IP# actually), and also if you cared to monitor this, what search engines they used to find your page, and from where they linked over to your page from (such as if they clicked the link you have in your profile here, for instance).

Now that I think of it, Stat Counter will not tell you the user names of those who visit your site, but only their IP numbers. In the free version, that is. There are also paid versions which have much better features, so you'd have to look into that to see what further descriptive info they will provide you.

P.S. Arrrrrr.

Ye all check me profile, and thar be me Myspace addy..

^ Arrrr, in't that a goat on her face thar, ye ol' privateer?

^ from Cincinatti

Subliminal messages, aye? I expect to hear people clucking about this. I'll bet it's going to put those who don't have time to crack the codes in a fowl mood.

Viewers Will Need To Record, Decipher Message For Free Food

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- KFC has a secret it wants to share.

Not the ultimate secret -- you know, what's in that combination of herbs and spices that gives Kentucky Fried Chicken that unusual flavor. That one remains under lock and key.

But marketers for KFC have come up with a television ad campaign that could bring any viewer willing to put in a little work a free sauce-drenched Buffalo Snacker chicken sandwich.

All they need to do is record the ad, play it back and crack a hidden message.

The aim is two-fold: interested viewers will have to watch the ad. And, according to chief marketing officer Scott Bergren, it creates a little fun on the screen.

The ads are airing on NBC's coverage of the Winter Olympics and programs on the major television networks.

Wow. At least in Kentucky when they have shotgun weddings, the guy gets a human being for a wife. But the irony of it is pretty funny. The poor schmuck gets caught screwing a goat, has to marry the thing. And according to their laws, he'll never be allowed to get a divorce, and God help him if he cheats on his "wife" with a real woman. LOL...Some men call their wives old goats that they got stuck with, but he did get stuck with an old goat till death do them part!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

BBC News

Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 16:40 GMT

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

soar

Curse me not, fair damsel

flatulance/retinas

Have you no grasp of the order of things here?

I have so many, but this is all that I can think of currently.

All the Star Wars films...yes, all of them.

All the Lord of the Rings films (I have yet to read the books, but want to)

Dances With Wolves

Rain Man

Jerry McGuire

Jurassic Park

Master and Commander

Forrest Gump

True Lies

The Abyss

Pirates of the Caribean

White Men Can't Jump

Raiders of the Lost Ark

The Last Crusade

Spiderman 2

Rocky

Rocky II

The Fugitive

The Usual Suspects

Fight Club

Titanic

Aliens

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Hero

House of Flying Daggers

Kill Bill 1 and 2

Pulp Fiction

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original)

Coming to America

The Matrix (but not the sequels zzzzzzz)

Lion King

The Godfather 1 and 2

Shawshank Redemption

The Green Mile

Goodfellas

American Beauty

Patriot Games

Hunt for Red October

The Wrath of Khan

The Journey Home

The Undiscovered Country

Ben Hur

The Ten Commandments

The Towering Inferno

The Posieden Adventure

Gladiator

Braveheart

Jaws

Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind

The Final Countdown

Frequency

American History X

Terminator

Terminator 2

The Land That Time Forgot

Seven

Signs

Superman 1 and 2

ballistic

Sank me hopes, that varmin tax collector did

Have no fear, Booty is here!

(thar be yer new words...arrrrr)

blasts/blanks

(kewl...the alternating words coincidently contradict each other.)

^ Doesn't know that my timbers are still shivering.

^ Has an indescribable wife and a tatoo he can describe.

^ Followed me quite quickly on my new word threads and evidently enjoyed them.

So here be th' deal, th' way t' play th' game. Ye say somethin' that ye know about th' swabbie who posted last, above ye, from the'r profile or the'r posts or things known about them.

Da Simple Rules:

1- Nay say anythin' really personal an' private about th' swabbie above ye.

2- Nay insult th' swabbie. That`s nay what this game be about.

3- Nay chit chat in this thread. Only post somethin' about th' swabbie above ye.

4- If another swabbie posts jus' before ye get yer post posted, or both posts appear at th' same time, edit yer post wi' ^ about th' new swabbie above ye, an' if ye want t', wi' ^^ above th' swabbie about that swabbie that ye first meant t' post about.

5- Always preface yer posts wi' ^ pointin' t' th' swabbie above ye. 't jus' looks good like that.

6- Be havin' fun.

Thar ain`t nay one above me so I dasn't be havin' jack t' say, so I be at th' mercy o' th' next swabbie t' post.