DeadcrowIsland

These be lyrics fer me as-yet-unnamed pirate metal band. The song be about a man who is being hunted by a female pirate who only loves the sea, but has other...needs, and prays upon seamen an' then kills 'em later t'prevent complications.

Here goes:

"Gramercy fer the drink

For it may be me last

I'm on the wrong side

o' an iron-hearted lass

Now let me tell ye somethin'

An' I ain't inclined t'lies

It ain't worth yer life

For a night between her thighs

Queen of Deception

Mistress of Strife

She'll love ye all night

An' then she'll gut ye wit' her knife

Queen of Deception

Mistress of Strife

She'll love ye all night

An' then she'll gut ye wit' her knife

She's the darlin' o' the seas

But she's heart fer no one else

But ye can't exactly screw the sea

So she prayed upon meself

I'm now a marked man

Wit' a black spot in me hand

There's no point in runnin'

She'll chase me t'the end!

Queen of Deception

Mistress of Strife

She'll love ye all night

An' then she'll gut ye wit' her knife

Queen of Deception

Mistress of Strife

She'll love ye all night

An' then she'll gut ye wit' her knife"

Arr, there be it.

Guitar, Bass, Keys, Vocals, and some hand drums.

life or death

I'm going to take a guess "Too Many Puppies"?

Aye, that be correct, an' I'll buy ye a round if'n ye can guess who plays it.

Sure I love the movies, but they don't show the whole story of pirates

Amen to that brother.

And then there is Lionel Wafer, and his silver penis sheath!

Long Schlong Silver

Blue whale

thinking

cat

Ok these flippin' lyrics just never made sense but the song has a great guitar groove. I was listening to this today and nobody would probably ever guess it so I added part of the chorus, should be easy now.

Tidify da, sinmah gough dah hep haing ding fum gogamamo.

Stry da fings thadd awondt oont do butt any il thang thad a wondt meeto.

Shees my nurirng my nu esit seten’ ra mind at a ros reshoo.

I don loo kadang doo my net loohah leten meen you

Hmm, I wouldn’t touch...

ZZ Top, Ten Foot Pole

Too many puppies

Are being shot in the dark

Too many puppies

Are trained not to bark

At the sight of the blood that must be spilled

So that we can protect our oil field

Rambo

Malone (From The Untouchables)

dental floss

revealing

jockstrap

canned

Rot

Verbal Deception are awesome! I stole me username off their site.

They'd have to be me favourite Pirate Metal band, although 'Lord Of The Seas' by NoMan's Land is an awesome Pirate Metal song. Oddly enough, I found this site today through a google search for 'Pirate Metal'.

A few other cool bands: HardRight CLICK HERE

I dunno how piratey their music is, but the call themselves Pirate Metal, and the song 'No Remorse' is good.

Dark Cove CLICK HERE

I dunno how good they are, haven't gotten a chance to listen yet, but they seem pretty weird.