DeadcrowIsland

There once was a man of the sea,

Who really, really had to pee,

But he'd drank himself numb,

So he pissed in the rum,

And that's how grog came to be.

Here be a couple of tunes that've been seeing a lot of playtime lately

"The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists. Honestly one of my favourite tunes of all-time.

"Crush A Man To Death" by Interrupt Vector vs. DJ Plague. One of the first speedcore tunes I ever listened to, and I still love it.

Anything by DJ Plague is good with me, definately one of the better producers as far as hard electronic music goes.

Recently started learnin' a whole ton of new instruments (in addition the guitar, bass (electric & upright), keys, 'n' vox)

-Mandolin

-Jaw Harp

-Accordian

-Didgeridoo

-Trumpet

-Trombone

-French Horn

-Clarinet

-Saxophone

-Flute

-Turntables (Scratchin' and whatnot)

Now how many of these I'm actually GOOD at is another story

Well, my family's been home-brewing wine for quite a number of years now. And there was the one yeard when the Grandfolk's homemade apple juice accidently fermented and became cider... Fermented in the bottle too, so we had no idea until the cork blew off the bottle from the pressure. Sounded like a gunshot.

Been considering trying me hand at brewing some mead though...

rabbits!

Death Metal + Pirates = HardRight

Check 'em out! CLICK HERE!

Groin: (Noun) The area containing the male reproductive organs. Liable to become infected with sexually transmitted deseases such as Crabs, Herpes, AIDS, and Syphilis.

Monkies fling feces at me not.

Supertramp - Times Have Changed

"This is kissing the trash

This is fingering the ash

This is eating out the mud

This is lo-la-la-love"

When I were but 5 years of age, I bit someone upon their arse.

wall

Under the sea... Tastes good to me

Fame be a fool's wish

bilingual (at least in Canada)

Deck him across the face I did, and down he did fall.

But drunk... I swear to officer I'm not God....

No need fer apologies. I ain't insulted. Plus, I'm likely t'ferget after a few rounds anyways

Naughty

i think ye may be on to some thing! there be a void in me collection of shanties for i can find no pyrate metal, good look to ye and have urself a drink on me!

Aye! Many a thankin's no-beard. An' I'll take ye up on tha' drink!

Ah, to each their own I guess

Tall Mike, no music is 'crappy' with perhaps the exception of music being played by inadequite musicians, or off-key singers...like The Shaggs, but they were so bad they were amazing.

Rummy, yer welcome. Beatallica has kinda become my favourite band right now

Do you like The Beatles? Do you like Metallica? If so, you'll love Beatallica! This band combine the styles and song titles of The Beatles and Metallica. With songs like "And Justice For All My Love", and "The Thing That Should Not Let It Be", Beatallica are an interesting, and certainly talented band. Check 'em out at Beatallica.com

Who cut the cheese?

pizza deliverance

Father Dagon, Mother Hydra