Capt. Sterling

**sighs and shakes head** Do not fret Patrick, I have a pardon with yer name on it...

Watching over ye Cuz, know that we are with you in our best wishes and prayers.

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**shaking head** The boy is so damned confused... My mother was an only child... now on my father's side...his uncle's cousin married a cousin all too close, they had several children and then poor Robbie who was accidentally dropped down the stairs at a very early age. Knowing the house he grew up in, it was one hell of a long staircase... Now for you single ladies... Robbie is the soul heir to a vast fortune as he is only surviving boy in his in his family, especially since Dutch won't admit to being related to him... even though they are pretty much identical.... ahem... in looks any way....

Look Sterling, I know you just had your secret little Birthday bash and all, only extending invitations to certain individuals that weren't me, but don't be stepping on my lines here - this thread is about me right now. And unless Josh is around presently, then um, say hi to him for me, I'm sure that he gets enough of that positive reinforcement parenting stuff from his mother, not to mention those next gen Star Wars figures of his - he doesn't need to be hearing any of it from the likes of you. Believe me when I say I've got plans, us boys are going ta make serious bank this next time around! But I'm going to need that boy's mind pliable to help make it happen. First twas a surprise, secret little birthday bash... blame the Mistress. if twere me running the party, everyone would have been invited, of course no one would show.... Josh's mind pliable? Perhaps ye forget, at his age, everything is about wheeling and dealing... bed time, what's fer supper, if you this, well then I will that... ack

Thank God I take after my mother's side of the family....

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*Groans at that mental image* Now that image is stuck! *shakes head* Yer a cousin not a kissin cousin, ye shouldn't be picturing anything where I be concerned!! Fer shame!

Ow... **sniggering**

ROTDLMAO!!! Sorry Cousin Robbie...

Honestly I have no idea what Robbie is talking about... we did not know each other as children... he is from my father's side and I was not taken back into the family until I was about 14. Robbie, at that time, was....**cups hand to Syren's ear and whispers** Locked up in the nursery.

Oatmeal? Wait I thought it was Woofer?

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Thank ye for coming and joining us... wouldn't have been the same without you!

**still standing cautiously at a distance** No, after what Robbie just let slip... makes ye something completely different...ahem... Dutch I never would have guessed.

Hold fast there Robbie.... ye were... living with Dutch??? **takes two big steps to the side...away from Dutch**

He's yer brother!!

I was going to say that he needs a lobotomy... But then I thought about it and realized a lobotomy would likely not change much in him... **Sterling carefully looks around... making sure Robbie is not around then promptly falls on the deck laughing so hard he can't breathe!!**

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Well Madl the lady did say no togas... and frankly, I totally agree with her, although I have been known to be caught in a bed sheet a time or two

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Aye we did make good traveling companions, even with Robbie tagging along... I just don't see how Dutch puts up with him sometimes....