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Posted: Aug. 16 2006,16:50

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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England.

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

government?

Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround

yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really

intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to

answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in

here, would

you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and

father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president Dick

Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a

child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm

not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that

one." Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none

can

give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and

recognizes

Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you

answer this for me? Your mother & father have a child and it's not

your

brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell

yells back, "That's

easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Say, I did

some

research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush

gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face,

"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

appendix

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government

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