cap'n no-beard

welcome to the pub jack and grammercy for the dark ale. 'ers 2 u have yeself a good time

ahoy there miss mimi, i be im a similar situation as i be new here 2 but if ye keep yer back 'gainst the wall and keep the drinks commin' u'll get on fine. welcome 2 the pub pull up a stool, let yer hair down, fill ye cup and enjoy yerself

ahoy! im in quite a backwards situation...then again im quite a backwards person but i digress, anyway i have a crew but no ship so i would be most greatfull if some one were to tell me wher i could buy one or have one made or where they managed to purchase their ship, this would be most help full and ther be a split o me plunder for any1 who helps

this is digressing slightly as it has no rum in it but makes a good cocktail though it sounds revolting and is easy to make 2 parts absinthe 2 parts jose cuervo 1 part blackcurrent barley-water juice 3 parts water (optional but recomended)

i think ye may be on to some thing! there be a void in me collection of shanties for i can find no pyrate metal, good look to ye and have urself a drink on me!

HAAZAR! spongebob kicks ass! the whole concept of a sponge livin in fruit with a pet snail and is best friends with a pink sea star makes me giggle like a little girl, i love spongebob! i got the game too on ps2! im quite sad actually come to think of it cap'n no-beard

ahoy! firstly i be lookin for a crew to come abord and generally be pyratey, u dont have 2 have any knowledge of anything or any experience in sailing u just need to be able to handle ur rum and shout YARRR at regular intervals. genuine replies only please cap'n no-beard