Well, I be sayin, sez I, that ye procure fer yeself a bit o fancy ribbon what ye be taken a likin to. Unroll it, gather it up,& fan it out as ye would wit a deck o cards. Then ye plaster it ta the side o yer hat wid a hot glue gun.........
......not ta be oppositional or anyting.......but I yam a pyrate.
....( & proud proffesional costumer to the entertainment industry)