So a pyrate stummbles inta a house o god early on a sunday, he seems to interupt the serman and the priest looks at him and asks him to approch the stage.
He surely does fer one doest wish to make god unhappy, the priest looks at him and tells the gathered group that he has lost Jesus, talkin about the pirate.
The priest took the pirate by the back o' the neck and dunked his head in a well o holy water fer a small bit, he pulled him up and asked
"Have you found Jesus?"
Pyrate replys "No" kinda confused.
Again the priest dunks him but hold him for a bit longer, he pulls him out and asks again "have you found Jesus?"
Again the pyrate replys "no" still confused.
Looking quite frustrated the priest grabed the pyrate and dunked him under the water and held him there for near a minute, he pulls him up and in a with mcuh passion in his voice he asks him one more time "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?"
Looking quite perplex the pyrate asks the priest, "you sure he fell in there?"