pyratbabe

Well then, I'll be seein' ye there.

I am so there. I'll likely be with a contingent of crier pirates, who knows how we'll be dressed, but I'm certain that we'll each have a tankard full.

Petee, if you make a pyracy pub sign it will make it all the easier to find you for a drink.

oooooooh, lunch.

Thanks Mercenary wench!

xoxoxoxo

It's a toss up between (It's) All For Me Grog (Me jolly, jolly grog) and Whiskey You're the Devil.

Subdivisions

Rush

Mmmmmmm........

Good e'en William, mind if I pull up a chair? A Captain and COke would make fer a loverly nightcap.

Amuk! Amuk! Amuk! (repeat as necessary)

David Rovics has a great free pirate song, black flag flying.

http://www.davidrovics.com/

Warning - most of his music is liberal political, so if you don't like that sort of thing only play black flag flying! :)

Check out the heatherlands - she's got a pirate bday song.

You say it's you birthday

So tell me who cares

Yo-Ho so it's your birthday.

http://www.heatherlands.com/pages/frames.h...ages/lyrics.php

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, then pulls a small piano and a man to play it out of his bag and sets them on the bar. The bartender says "Dude, that's amazing! How did you come by this?"

The man answers, "Well, I found this magic lamp. It's like Aladdin, you rub the lamp, a genie comes out and you get a wish."

"Cool" says the bartender, "can I try, I'll give you a free drink."

The man pulls out the magic lamp and says, "Sure, give it a rub."

When the genie appears the man wishes for a million bucks. Suddenly the air is filled with the flapping of duck wings. The bartender says, "What is this, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks?!!?!"

The man answers, "Yeah, he gets it a little wrong sometimes. So you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?