A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, then pulls a small piano and a man to play it out of his bag and sets them on the bar. The bartender says "Dude, that's amazing! How did you come by this?"
The man answers, "Well, I found this magic lamp. It's like Aladdin, you rub the lamp, a genie comes out and you get a wish."
"Cool" says the bartender, "can I try, I'll give you a free drink."
The man pulls out the magic lamp and says, "Sure, give it a rub."
When the genie appears the man wishes for a million bucks. Suddenly the air is filled with the flapping of duck wings. The bartender says, "What is this, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks?!!?!"
The man answers, "Yeah, he gets it a little wrong sometimes. So you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?