lady renee

some puns: an elephant was waiting at the airport for his trunk. i bought a smoking jacket at a fire sale. what you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? a flat minor.

hanging

here is a website that has "modern" pirate fashion. PYRATESTYLE.COM.

i would like to try captain morgan and parrot bay someday.

i voted for the parrot because i always like bright exotic things.

i use pen and paper to write poems in my spare time.

things that i look for in a male: sense of humor. being honest. an excellent personality. excellent manners generally. mentally smart. being in good shape(body). nice-looking. romantic. sensitive. taller then me(my height is 4 feet and 5 inches).

pies.

my last meal was a pasta saled.

i'll bet some pirate made the "money pit" as a hoaxe.

i hope that the play will be hit.

there's an aquarium(which contains sharks) at the mirage hotel in las vegas.

i always cry while listening to gorden lightfoot song about the "big fitz".

i thought that the golden age of pyracy had ended centuries ago.

historically, sir francis drake get my vote for best looking pyrate(even queen bess thought so and that is why she knighted him.)

here is comeback line: " i had sailed the seven seas to find a wench like you."

welcome to this pub, jonathan. if you please, rum is me drink.

i carried my things in a pouch.

..... *pirate invastion and plunder party *thieves market and feast* *pirates parade* *treasure hunt with cash prizes* *children's activities* *costume bash.....and more!!! sponsers: captain morgan, budweiser, adventure radio group, comcast and beachside colony. website: www.tybeeopiratefest.com phone number: 1-800-868-2322.

i am also a single pirate lady who is sailing her own cybership.

i would like a movie on mary read.

welcome aboard, sam. hope you like the pub.

i like the quote made by the pirates. quote: "we are all orphens."

....burn, baby, burn(disco song).

.....dress