lady renee

weed( the smoking kind).

the serving wench is a former las vegas showgirl.

yellow spice

last hand of wild bill hickok

the young pirate and the wench went to the table and both waited for noontime. when noontime came, a big pirate came in with a mailbag, went up to the bar and gave the pirate owner his mail. the pirate owner said,"someone is looking for you. the person is sitting at the table near the door." the big pirate asked," is the person related to me or part of my past?". the pirate owner replied back,"the person is related to you. he has come a long way to meet you, cutlass jack. you had sent him a pirate postcard." cutlass jack turn around towards the table, walked up to the table and said,"thomas, my nephew, it is good to see you and you are looking "healthy". you are a younger version of me.". thomas got up from the table and said,"uncle jack, i am glad to see you are doing well these days. we have a bottle of rum to share with you. since you sent me the pirate postcard, i had become a pirate just like you, uncle jack." cutlass jack then turns towards the wench and said," michelle, i had given you a decent job of working in the post office with me. why did you quit?". michelle replied back," because i missed my old job of being the wench of the week. i had made more money here and also made more men yearned for me as a wench here then as a postmistress.".

broadway show now playing in las vegas.

thanks to his wench.

bonfire delight

the special effects crew

the pirate ship is on loan from the treasure island hotel in las vegas.

later that day, the young pirate and the wench came down the stairs, went up to the bar and they both ordered a bottle of rum. the pirate owner said,"lad, what brings you to our humble town?". the pirate replied," i am looking for me lost uncle. his name is cutlass jack. his foes feared him and even his own mother. last year, he had sent me a pirate postcard saying,"wish you were plundering here" which came from here. that was the last time i heard from him." the pirate owner said,"lad, your uncle was me pirate captain for many years. sadly, he had to quit the pirate business because of "health" reasons. the pirate postcard that he had sent you was his way of trying to recaptured his days of being a pirate captain. your uncle is now the town's postmaster who delivers the mail in the afternoon. you can wait for him at the table close to the door.". the young pirate said," now, i know what happened to me uncle. i would like to buy a bottle of rum for me uncle."

mayham

the young pirate got up starked naked,went for his sword and pointed it at the bigger pirate's groin area and asked," did you have a death wish just about now?." the bigger pirate backed away slowly,went out of the room backsward and never taking his eyes off the sword tip. the wench who was looking at the scene unfolded before her eyes, got up starked naked, pick up her dress from the floor,fish out two copper coins from a hidden pocket and gave them to the bigger pirate. the bigger pirate said,"lass, next time make sure you pay for a room for a little r and r. tell your friend to put down his sword before he hurts himself with it. in case that you are wondering, i am the owner and barkeep of this drinking place" as he started to walk down the stairs. the young pirate dropped his sword,grab the wench around the waist and steer her towards the bed which had survived the stormy lovemaking last night. meanwhile, the pirate owner and barkeep was making sure everyone had plenty of rum to drink and making sure everyone had paid for a room in advance. the pirate owner had a puzzled look on his face because the young pirate had looked familiar to him.

assulted

the spoils came in the form of a tall, full-chested and saucy wrench who said in a throaty voice," i see that your thirst is very deep like the sea that you sailed on. i would like to use your thirst to sail deep on my bed." the pirate replied," my thirst on finding me lost uncle can be on hold for now because i would like enter your bed like a pirate ship sliding into a harbor in the night." as he was grabbed by the wrench. the bed bounced up and down like a full-masted ship caught in a full-raging storm. after the bed had settled down like a ship in a calm and safe harbor, the young pirate went to sleep and dreamed of pirate gold and saucy wrenchs. meanwhile, the wrench was fast alseep and dream of being the mistress to the young pirate. when dawn broke, the door flung open and the meanest and the biggest pirate came crashing in like a hurricane and said," you forgot to pay for the room like anyone else who wants a little r and r." which made the pirate and the wrench woke up startled.

my favorite perfume smell is "white diamonds".

weaving

the greatest badguy is the joker. the greatest badgirl is catwoman.

the parrot in the movie was owned by a magician.

spill or splat

cold sheets

and started to laugh

i am addicted to the internet and reading books.

former russian region

at a stick's end.