tishsparrow

hmm, so it is batman... well, its talking about a kiss, so i assume a girl is involved, but i can only think of two girls on batman. poison, and catwoman.

oogie-boogie man...

alright, heres the deal... im making stupid spoofs of different movies. i was going to do the spy one first, but you guys are just too good at this... how about i use some of your ideas, make the movie, and post a link to it once its done? i need your permission to use the ideas of course, and come up with more! these are gold!

the reason i was so interested was i only caught a bit of the commercial for it, all i heard was him say "play a girl" and i remember my friend sent me a list of movies he was in and is signed up to be in, and one had a girls name as the character, but probably the characters last name, so... oops, im rambling again. had too much sugar. anyway... did you see the cupcakes? the wonka ones? theyre PURPLE! i love purple! theyre CHOCOLATE and purple!!! huzzah! purple! ugh, too hyper, bye!

well, i dont know much about making mermaid tails (its never really been necessary) but i do remember this place in florida that does an underwater show, usually the little mermaid, but sometimes other ones. it was on the simple life 2 once. they dressed paris as a mermaid. ive been there a few times on vacation. its called weeki wachi. maybe they could give you a few tips on it. or you could borrow a costume. or just get ideas. Its a cute place to go, anyway.

castaway key

i missed it!!! what happened??? all i saw was the commercial, and hesaid something about playing a girl! tell me what happened!

dont know why, but after reading that i immediately thought of Poison from batman, sounds like something she would say.

lunch time (loooong story )

you had this coming, saying chocolate... willy wonka

WOW! those costumes are amazing! you are sooooo much better than i am, and i am working on going to design school! you could do that stuff for movies and things. the peacock dress is amazing.

P- this one aint, it tastes like P! (wow, q's gonna be hard...)

N-N one more round!

heres a new one: dude 1: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not a idea we promote on my planet. dude 2: Oh...that's good. dude 1: But we're not ON my planet, ARE we?

yep, you guessed it!

second hand smoke

heigh ho heigh ho, its off to work we go...

wait, i got a good one... but the movie hasnt come out yet. the commercials on every three minutes though. alright, here it is; "dont touch that squirrels nuts!" its not as bad as it sounds...

we pillage and plunder and rifle and loot... drink up me hearties yo ho!

AHHH! the light! it burns!

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?" asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

oh, could i go? if you would rather go, its ok

somewhere on that site is the list of eisner quotes... only one on there. i would suggest looking at it, the site is great for a bored person. wonder why they hate disney so much. maybe a disgruntled ex-castmember? they must have connections, cuz they knew about the movie cars before anyone else did...

i would love to send pictures of me all dressed up (some of just clothes i wear to school, i like to theme my day) but i cant find pics or work the scanner... hmmm, maybe this button that says "scan" might do it. i am a bit technologically challenged.

dont know, and i dont think i want to know...