Bad Rum Ian

"There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion." -Lord Byron

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash!" -Winston Churchill

"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it." -Lewis Grizzard

Searched around but haven't come up with any grenades, but I did find a Cannon Girl. ...which is no help to you but I thought I would just pass along the link any how, you know, as a public service.

Can't happen, Ninja's get sea sick!

Wow! what a find, never seen those before. I was always thinking that didn't a good number of pirates just go barefoot most of the time. At any rate I might have to look into a getting a pair of them there Gurkees. Thanks for the heads up!

Avast thar matey! Now ya gone and dunit, got all political on our fine holiday. You should know better than ta poke fun at our commander and chief. ...and I really liked yer boat too.

Ahoy mates! ...and a fine TLAP's day to ya's. Now I'm off to find a friendly wench who speaks pirate. Huzzah!