Ahoy mates,
Tis Mary Read returnin' from me lonely gravesite aft bein' snuffed out whiles in the gaol fur crimes not a me hand. I be dead but me spirit dinna rest til I find me love and reunite. I tried ta register me birth but no go - I was borned in 1684 and some say i died an untimely death on April 28, 1721. I says they all be wrong. I only knows I am right here inhabitnin' this sorry excuse of a body. I'll be pokin my head in from time to time to see if times have changed. When I find me ship I'll be hittin' the seas but will always be back on shore fur some good home cookin.
Cheerio,
Mary aka Shadylady
