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Emmanuelle Wilshire

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  1. I loved that commercial.

    Jump through th' hoops, mate! It's well worth it! I cracked up laughing at the end of it.

    Petee... it's an interesting one.. But I still like the other one with Captain Morgan. Far more entertaining. Besides, that chick was wearing a BRA! A BRA of all things! Seriously? If she were period proper and pirate for sure, she'd be bare breasted like Anne Bonney and Mary Read! A bra... jeez! ::: shakes head:::

    ~Lady B

    Aye, the vision you just gave me....God Bless ye!

  2. E. W. I have similar thoughts regarding the Caribbean, though having to do with a wee spot on the map in eastern Cuba. I spent a year there with the NAVSTA GTMO Army mission. Never thought it was possible to spend a year in the Caribbean and not have a whole lot of fun, but then dealing with the crowd I had to deal with isn't exactly a good time.

    So, as with your thoughts on the matter, it would be cool to go back at some point under different circumstances (and to a different island, at least at present!).

    Brass

    Interesting statement Brass. When you state, "and to a different island." Do you or anyone else consider St. Thomas not the place to visit? Please tell me due to the fact I am looking for the grand place to enjoy and if St. Thomas is not the place, I would like to know!

  3. While I served my time in the governors U.S. Navy, my ship docked about a mile off the coast of St. Thomas. The word by the captain is, "We are here for a few supplies. No time to stop and visit." So, here I sat basking in the sun with a one cold "sympathy issued" beer for a one-day and an AWOL dream of a short swim to the coast of St. Thomas. The water was beautifully blue and I could see the bikini clad lasses lying on the white sands of the beach. All dressed up and I just can't go! To this day, I am still unfulfilled. My goal is to set foot upon that beach, drink margaritas and rum, and dream of the golden ages!

    Okay, my apologies. I will now step down from my soap box...

  4. If you can't get it, it's a shame. I am actually growing fond of the commercial. I think I am going to purchase some private reserve just to get me blood coursin' through me veins!

  5. Hehehehehehehe

    Thanks for those links-

    (esp. fun when drinking and after midnight)

    Thank you Tartan, I watched them over under a few glasses of Rum! Excellent!!

  6. One thing I had difficulty with was the deep south accent. When I once worked in retail, I had a man ask me for, "Cannon." I replied, "Cannon? what do you mean?" The man replied, "Ya know, Cannon!" I said, ""You mean cannon....ssssss bang, Cannon?" (Typical Pirate response) The man replied, "No. Apricots, peaches. blueberries,...jellies and jams. Cannon for preservatives. "Oh you mean Canning?" "Ah, yes sir cannon..." I am now educated...Welcome to Oklahoma!!

  7. As a gentleman of the golden coast of California, the only information I knew about Oklahoma was the song, "Okie from Muskogee." Through the years, I had heard the word "Okie" but I was not really familiar with the meaning. It did sound a bit derogatory to the native Oklahoman. Little did I know, I would eventually reside in Oklahoma. Ironically, I would only live about 30 minutes away from Muskogee. When I first started looking into buying a house, I would always ask the Realtors, "Does it have a basement?" The realtor would reply, "No? Do you need or want a basement?" I would sarcastically reply, "Ah yes, Tornado's!" The realtor would always laugh, "Those are few and far between. The house you are interested in was built in the 1990's. Still there." Well, I took his word for it and eventually purchased my home.....with no basement.

    Through the past five years here in Oklahoma, I have seen huge downpours, constant lightning, heavy winds, and tons of snow. However, never saw a tornado. As a matter of fact, I would speak to many people born and raised in Oklahoma. Many of them had never seen a tornado. This is great news for the Californian who was just getting used to earthquakes.

    Sadly, Joplin gets hit with a tornado. Joplin is only about 1.5 hours away. Pretty scary. Then yesterday, I watch the news and it looks like the wrath of tornado alley heading right for me. I jump in my car and race home to clear out my "under the stair case closet" just in case. I eventually sat down to monitor the news while I downed a huge margarita. As the storm was about to hit, I poured me another glass, opened the garage door, broke out the lawn chair and my camera. I filmed an "I-Report" bragging about how this Californian was watching and braving the weather. When I finished, I sat down sipping my Margarita and watching the beautiful, ominous clouds swirling and dancing high in the heavens. As I sat there with a good buzz, my neighbor walked out of his garage and shouts out to me with a smile saying, "Dude! You are such an Okie!" Nice.......

  8. I have a very controversial non-fiction "Crime and Drama Whistle-Blower" story I need to tell. I can almost guarantee once a publisher reads the storyline, it will be a "shoe-in" to get it published (and possibly be a made for a movie) story....and yes, it is that good. I would like to write it myself, but I don't know the rules in naming names, not knowing a publisher, and so on. In the past, I have seen "publishers" who will scam money from the writer and want them to pay thousands of dollars to get the book published. So, does anyone have advice on how to approach this or should I hire a "ghostwriter?"

  9. When I woke up this morning, I was shocked to watch the morning news. I saw footage of a woman lying in the ruins of what used to be her home crying uncontrollably and lying on top of her dead loved one covered in a white blanket. It made me cry myself. I am a Red Cross Instructor and I wanted to drive to Joplin (1.5 hours away) to help in anyway I could.

  10. This is a recent interview with 80's Icon Adam Ant. During his interview, he has a slight resemblance to a character we have all come to know. Additionally, the interviewer brings this subject up and he reveals that he is the "true and 'real' original."

  11. Heah, Bright added the 2 lower links while I was creating the above post . . .

    I was referencing http://www.moonshine.com/ as the VA one.

    Also, the folks that make Midnight Moon also make one called "Catdaddy," which has a STRONG nutmeg flavor. It's too much nutmeg for me straight, but a good mixer. It has an awesome bottle, though, designed to resemble a "Classic" earthen brown jug:

    Piedmont-Distillers-Catdaddy-Moonshine-Micro-Liquor.jpg

    http://www.catdaddymoonshine.com

    Edit:

    Midnight Moon and Catdaddy are made by Piedmont Distillers: http://www.piedmontdistillers.com/

    It is based out of Madison, NC, in the northern part of the Western North Carolina, Blue Ridge Foothills. That area was a MAJOR home of moonshining "back-in-the-day," esp. in nearby Wilkesboro, NC (1.5 hours apart, east-west w/ Wilkesboro to the west).

    Excellent information with your two posts Tartan Jack. These actually appeal to me more since they have been regulated and bottled professionally. I recently heard of a moonshine distillery on a local cable program. Apparently a pig or dog jumped up into the vat to get some moonshine. It fell in and drowned. The moonshiner arrives a few hours later, pulls out the carcass and calls it good. Nothing but a little fermenting of a pigs bodily fluids to add some more spice to the drink don't you think? Yum!

  12. See, the real problem is that you're classifying Oklahoma as the deep south....you've got about another 12 hours of driving eastward until you start getting into good moonshine country. I'll let others debate over which region produces the best shine (though these days Virginia gets the most publicity).

    As for making the stuff, well I won't go into any details, but if you're just looking for good general info then PBS did an awesome documentary on the process. They filmed an old shiner making the last batch in his lifetime and talking about the process....including comparing what he was doing with how his grand-daddy used to do it back in the day. I can't remember the name of it, but if you contacted PBS they could probably hook you up with a VHS. It's an enjoyable documentary whether you are into making shine or not.

    -Adam C.

    While the deep south might have a more popularly recognized history of moonshine making, I wouldn't put Oklahoma off the map for this. Until the late 1950's it was a dry state, with prohibition written into the state's constitution, iirc. So of course there were people coming up with ways to make the stuff, smuggle the stuff, any way they could for a while, at least. It was kind of a joke. My family is from that part of the world and one grandmother met her future husband when she ran a cafe that served beer just over the line in Texas. It was a very busy place biggrin.gif

    You'd need to find someone who was a mature adult in OK before the repeal mid/late 1950's who might remember this, try visiting senior centers and nursing homes wink.gif

    Jen

    I understand what you mean Adam. Is Oklahoma the deep south? No. But being a Californian, this is definitely the south. The things I still do not understand is A) Why do people put peanuts in their Pepsi or Coke? and :angry: How can anyone hunt Squirrel and actually eat the darn things? Jen, thank you for your knowledge. Well spoken!

  13. hmmmmmm....

    Ah, now Captain Sterling. A Gentleman and a Scholar. An honor to be in your presence sire......

    **looks over both shoulders** Where?? ...ahem.... How have ye been?

    I am doing well Captain Sterling. I was not injured when I fell from the face of this earth. I threw a mooring line and hoisted myself back to civilization. So, here I am...poorly influencing people one day at a time!

  14. *wait a sec- just reread this. you cannot legally buy moonshine and it's not in the pubs best interest to publish a how to. this topic doesn't warrant shutting down, but please be mindful of this when posting replies to this thread. now a discussion on period brewing and distilling would be of interest.

    Good point Dutchman. I do apologize for opening a can o' worms. I suppose trouble can brew once you get a bunch of modern day pirates talking about things such as this. To Jack and Wes, I do thank you for the advice. I will check up on it.

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