William Brand
-
Posts
9,302 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Gallery
Everything posted by William Brand
-
Drowned by drink and weighted down with enough ballast stone to rest awhile 'til the Judgement. Aye-aye.
-
Raise a glass! We have with us a pubmaster of both experience and a refined palate for all things distilled, brewed, left alone too long in dark cellars, and mysterious, untried bottles.
-
Thank you. I'd rather have period ones posted, so I'll remove those. I find '18th century music' all of the time and it irks me that people seldom list the date.
-
Remember you? We still have your portrait hanging in the Kate above the table near the starboard bulkhead.
-
Welcome aboard, Mister Wilshire. If you should need any assistance finding crews and gatherings where you live, don't hesitate to ask.
-
Aye, and the Kate still has a spare room.
-
To be told well, the story must be told in person. There's positively no good way to wave my arms about in this medium. As it stands, I've always stated that I will tell the tale if asked at an event, but every time we gather it doesn't happen. Fear of the unknown? Fear of me flailing as I talk?
-
-
-
Capt J is looking for some sheet music with chords for guitar. We really need some campfire music from the period.
-
This evening's special will be Roast Garlic Crab. ...and Kibbeh...
-
I'm not telling the story without a choir.
-
Twice is 'quite often'? I think the two of you are obsessed. The mere mention of monkeys causes you both to exaggerate.
-
No I mean now.
-
The whole kit looks great, especially the chops!
-
You are either too drunk or not drunk enough.
-
I look forward to seeing this project completed.
-
It isn't always monkeys. Sometimes it's adders.
-
How to make the place more lively...hmmm...I could hide some assassins in a cupboard. I could pass out free drinks and cudgels at closing for a last man standing contest. Losers pay the tab. I could release monkeys. Starving, diseased monkeys.
-
I'm sorry if the place isn't violent enough.
-
Aye. Lets see which of these is the darker.
-
That's a great idea. I used to sharpen all the tools at the American West Heritage Center on a very similar rig. It was a great gig, because I was in the shade all day and I enjoyed the work.
-
We'll start off today's menu with a light salad.
-
Dust is a clock. We keep no other time in the Kate, but by dust and dirty plates. Now fetch a lamp and let us go into the holds and see what strange, distilled drinks are hiding in the corners among the stores.
-
Aye. Roast the thing. We'll rob the unkempt vines about the place and see what came up wild in the garden.