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Kalum

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  1. Whilst I can't take the credit fer pennin' this here fine tune...I felt the need t' be sharin' it...so 'ere it is. Enjoy it mates...

    Here be a little back story fer ya:

    "This song tells of a lavish ball at the castle of Cairrigh Muir, that was sabotaged by evil-minded pranksters. It involved three crucial elements: the punch being spiked with a potent aphrodisiac; painfully itchy rose-hip seeds being thrown on the dance-floor, where they were kicked up into the ladies' undergarments; and, at a crucial and premeditated moment, all the lights in the castle being extinguished. What followed next was, by all accounts of the day, 'an orgy of sich greet magnituid, that twenty-four acres of corn wuir f***ed absolouitly flat.'" -Anonymous

    Four and twenty virgins

    Came down from Inverness

    And when the ball was over

    There were four and twenty less

    Chorus: Singin' balls to your partner

    Arse against the wall,

    If ye never been laid on a Saturday night

    Ye never been laid at all!

    (Chanting, "Wank, wank, wank..." etc.)

    There was screwin' in the parlor

    There was screwin' on the stones

    Ye couldnae hear the music

    For the wheezin' and the groans

    The Queen of England she was there

    Backed up against the wall

    "Throw yer money on the table, boys

    I'm goin' tae do you all!"

    James the First and Sixth was there

    A sight you should've seen

    He was the King of England

    But he wanted to be the Queen...

    Ivan Grozhniy, he was there

    That awful Russian cad

    The Boyars called him "Terrible"

    But the ladies said "Not bad..."

    The Count and Countess, they were there

    A screwin' on the stair

    The bannister broke, and down they fell

    They finished in mid-air

    The village baker he was there

    And causing quite a scene

    When he bent the lassies over

    And he filled their buns with cream

    The undertaker, he was there

    He was wrapped up in his shroud

    A-hangin' from the chandelier

    And pissing upon the crowd

    The village cripple he was there

    But he could not do much

    So he lined the lassies against the wall

    And did 'em with his crutch

    The village postman, he was there

    But the poor man had the pox

    He couldnae do the lassies

    So he did the letterbox...

    The village idiot, he was there

    A sittin' by the fire

    Tryin' tae "get it on"

    With an India-rubber tyre

    The village magician he was there

    And he gave us all a laug

    When he pulled his foreskin over his head

    And disappeared up his arse...

    When he went out next morning

    The farmer nearly shat

    For four-and-twenty acres of corn

    Were fokkit nearly flat!

    And if you think I'm wicked

    Now I've sung this awful song

    The original's twice as dirty

    And it's fourteen times as long...

  2. I sure alot of the juryrig will be there i my self am a member of the crew aswell as blenderwench.we do hope you can make it anyway.

    Dont worry adout the cold,the rum can take care of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So true there! Rum does get rid of the chill most efficiently! Sadly the day of this raid falls on another which I must attend.

    I'll pass the news onto some of my crew that's in the area though. I'm sure they'll be up for a night of pillaging Fells Point! B)

  3. Damned...this one's got wantin' t' be back up north! Well it did fer a few minutes when I realized how bloodly cold it was up there right now:lol:

    Is ya gettin' Duncan and the Juryrig crew t' show up fer this one? If'n ya are I'm really gonna kick me self.

  4. Dorian,

    Myself and Shaelyn were just talking about this the other day on drive back from FLaRF. We got to thinking that maybe the soles would actually be rope as well instead of a leather sole.

    I would think that for going aloft they would provide good traction and be easier on the feet. Granted this would be mainly for warmer climates like you said. However, in the warmer months in northern areas they may have been worn as well.

    Like you though, I haven't seen any paintings or drawings that depict this, but it's something to think about.

  5. ..and, as I said, three are here.

    Can I just say .. the "roma gold" one has SO much more heft to it!  What's much more incredibly impressive is that when ye flip it in the air just the right way (clipping it with yer fingernail when ye do so), it will ring most wonderfully.  The commercially-available ones lack this feature -- they sound like zinc.

    Shaelyn and I both tried it when we first took them out of the package sent by HarborMaster...oh how wonderful a sound it is indeed!

  6. Just got our coins in from HarborMaster and GOD DAMNED! I'm impressed....the ammount of detail is amazin'! :)

    Good show mate! B)

    Got here just in time for FLaRF's Pirate Invasion this weekend too! B)

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