Kalum
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Well, why didn't you say so in the first place. See, it was POTC and Disney. :)
That would've been the easy way...
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Across from Von Draken? We passed through there a few times last year. If you heard "Rum...Rum...Rum Rum Rum" that was us.
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But where's the fun in that Patrick?
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I'll see if I can dig one up. Someone has to have recorded it somewhere
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if you check the post time - we were doing it at the same time. see no one thinks in the same way!
So very true there!
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pillaging!
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Oh, crikey mate!!!
Is that anything like checkmate or CoffeeMate?
::falls over laughing::
Almost lost an'ther pint o' rum t' the monitor with that mate!
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(black powder to parrots? Interesting...)
islands
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Oddly enough I've seen something similar in the PotC game by Bethesda. When you died at sea they had a cut scene which was very much like what you described...might try to find a screen shot of it?
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Rum? No...
black powder
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We keep gettin' back t' th' rum thing...
Keg!
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Whilst I can't take the credit fer pennin' this here fine tune...I felt the need t' be sharin' it...so 'ere it is. Enjoy it mates...
Here be a little back story fer ya:
"This song tells of a lavish ball at the castle of Cairrigh Muir, that was sabotaged by evil-minded pranksters. It involved three crucial elements: the punch being spiked with a potent aphrodisiac; painfully itchy rose-hip seeds being thrown on the dance-floor, where they were kicked up into the ladies' undergarments; and, at a crucial and premeditated moment, all the lights in the castle being extinguished. What followed next was, by all accounts of the day, 'an orgy of sich greet magnituid, that twenty-four acres of corn wuir f***ed absolouitly flat.'" -Anonymous
Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less
Chorus: Singin' balls to your partner
Arse against the wall,
If ye never been laid on a Saturday night
Ye never been laid at all!
(Chanting, "Wank, wank, wank..." etc.)
There was screwin' in the parlor
There was screwin' on the stones
Ye couldnae hear the music
For the wheezin' and the groans
The Queen of England she was there
Backed up against the wall
"Throw yer money on the table, boys
I'm goin' tae do you all!"
James the First and Sixth was there
A sight you should've seen
He was the King of England
But he wanted to be the Queen...
Ivan Grozhniy, he was there
That awful Russian cad
The Boyars called him "Terrible"
But the ladies said "Not bad..."
The Count and Countess, they were there
A screwin' on the stair
The bannister broke, and down they fell
They finished in mid-air
The village baker he was there
And causing quite a scene
When he bent the lassies over
And he filled their buns with cream
The undertaker, he was there
He was wrapped up in his shroud
A-hangin' from the chandelier
And pissing upon the crowd
The village cripple he was there
But he could not do much
So he lined the lassies against the wall
And did 'em with his crutch
The village postman, he was there
But the poor man had the pox
He couldnae do the lassies
So he did the letterbox...
The village idiot, he was there
A sittin' by the fire
Tryin' tae "get it on"
With an India-rubber tyre
The village magician he was there
And he gave us all a laug
When he pulled his foreskin over his head
And disappeared up his arse...
When he went out next morning
The farmer nearly shat
For four-and-twenty acres of corn
Were fokkit nearly flat!
And if you think I'm wicked
Now I've sung this awful song
The original's twice as dirty
And it's fourteen times as long...
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whip cream
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I sure alot of the juryrig will be there i my self am a member of the crew aswell as blenderwench.we do hope you can make it anyway.
Dont worry adout the cold,the rum can take care of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So true there! Rum does get rid of the chill most efficiently! Sadly the day of this raid falls on another which I must attend.
I'll pass the news onto some of my crew that's in the area though. I'm sure they'll be up for a night of pillaging Fells Point!
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So very true there Phil...so very true... :)
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Damned...this one's got wantin' t' be back up north! Well it did fer a few minutes when I realized how bloodly cold it was up there right now:lol:
Is ya gettin' Duncan and the Juryrig crew t' show up fer this one? If'n ya are I'm really gonna kick me self.
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Oh Bully...that does look fun
::runs and grabs the pyro kit from the garage::
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A wee bit tired an' since I just woke up...I guess that's natural...life's been pretty unpredictable as of late and that's been drainin' me energy a wee bit. Hopefully I can kick that 'ere soon...
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Oh that's just too good...almost spit me rum out all over the monitor when I saw the one with Edward Scissorhands cuttin' 'is hair...
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Dorian,
Myself and Shaelyn were just talking about this the other day on drive back from FLaRF. We got to thinking that maybe the soles would actually be rope as well instead of a leather sole.
I would think that for going aloft they would provide good traction and be easier on the feet. Granted this would be mainly for warmer climates like you said. However, in the warmer months in northern areas they may have been worn as well.
Like you though, I haven't seen any paintings or drawings that depict this, but it's something to think about.
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..and, as I said, three are here.
Can I just say .. the "roma gold" one has SO much more heft to it! What's much more incredibly impressive is that when ye flip it in the air just the right way (clipping it with yer fingernail when ye do so), it will ring most wonderfully. The commercially-available ones lack this feature -- they sound like zinc.
Shaelyn and I both tried it when we first took them out of the package sent by HarborMaster...oh how wonderful a sound it is indeed!
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Just got our coins in from HarborMaster and GOD DAMNED! I'm impressed....the ammount of detail is amazin'! :)
Good show mate!
Got here just in time for FLaRF's Pirate Invasion this weekend too!
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padded cell?