I'm thinkin' ye've got the horse's arse before the cart on this one. Nuffink wrong wif wantin to pertect yer own original artwork from bein', well, pyrated. Differcult, mebbe, but not crooked.
Gasflabber!? Gives a whole new shade o meaning ta "fire in the hole," don't it? Hah, the Lady as a prize. Now THAR's an idear. The Lady has stolen me heart, seems like I should return de favor.
Har, Sinclaire! Did yez see that? Shall we buy us a Pineapple? T'would truly put the lime in the coconut, so it would. Course, that wouldn't do nuffink for yer digestive problems, niether...