Captn HacknSlash

Hmmm, I heard ye was marooned that mighta been over the Governor's wife affair Patrick mentioned. Guess ye musta found a couple of sea turtles an escaped, eh?

Welcome back...an, try not ta steal the silverware. It took Stynky forever to "acquire" it for the grand reopening of Pub, and he might have to pawn it later to keep things running.

If da governess wasn't so blasted noisey wit all dat moanin' n' OOOn' & Ahhh'n I wouldn't 'ave been starin' at her husbands gallows, n' THAT"S A FACT! However the lovely lady swooned 'er hubby & marooned me ta a sand bar (and it t'was happy hour too)!

Hmmm, I heard ye was marooned — that mighta been over the Governor's wife affair Patrick mentioned. Guess ye musta found a couple of sea turtles an escaped, eh?

Welcome back...an, try not ta steal the silverware. It took Stynky forever to "acquire" it for the grand reopening of Pub, and he might have to pawn it later to keep things running.

If da governess wasn't so blasted noisey wit all dat moanin' n' OOOn' & Ahhh'n I wouldn't 'ave been starin' at her husbands gallows, n' THAT"S A FACT! However the lovely lady swooned 'er hubby & marooned me ta a sand bar (and it t'was happy hour too)!

Why, is this Black jack Shallaq?

OL' BLACK JACK SNUCK ASHORE IN A PICKEL BARRELL AND A NEW NAME BUT HERE I AM!

And dnag.... I thought Dutches was in the other Washington...... (not that I be a stalker or nothin'''')

But couldn't get mine to post.......

In California... in the Gold country... in Calaveras (skulls in Spanish) county.... cool.............

AYE! PATTY ME LADDY! I BEEN GONE SO LONG YA FERGOT OL' BLACK JACK EH? ..I LOST ME STATUS n' NAME TA BOOT! tisn't a problem though ol' mate...I've come a shore wit a new name but da same ol' pain in da butt!