If da governess wasn't so blasted noisey wit all dat moanin' n' OOOn' & Ahhh'n I wouldn't 'ave been starin' at her husbands gallows, n' THAT"S A FACT! However the lovely lady swooned 'er hubby & marooned me ta a sand bar (and it t'was happy hour too)!
I WOULD USE ME REAL NAME "BLACK JACK SHALAQ" (I sees it's still active) BUT I FERGOT ME SECRET HAND SHAKE