Diosa De Cancion
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Now that I have made him the guy in demand......Let the bidding on Black Skot begin!!!
What will you wenches give me for him???
Diosa
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Cinn - It was great having you down here with us! Just keep counting down the few days left until you are a Florida resident. Not long now... and we can really get a good workout going on that Disney annual pass!
Skot, you are already dearly missed... Sorry you don't have a crewe there to keep you warm. We held a vigil of sorts last night following your departure... I have to love a guy who sweeps the walkway, offers to help clean house, sews.... even cleans the kitty litter box!!! sigh..... when will you be visiting again??
That annual pass is seriously burning a hole in my pocket! :)
Skot cleaned the kitty litter box?! I knew I should have asked him to be my roommate!
He's definitely the ideal roomie.... he didn't even know his way around on day 1 when he was here, and snooped around for a broom to sweep the walkway... Then he cleaned up the kitchen, bagged up trash to take it out(without being asked...and frankly without much of it being his)
But wait, there's more!!! In addition to the earlier mentioned Kitty box cleaning and befriending the kitty, He offered to help out with meals(cooking and purchasing), did dishes(not just his, but others that were in the sink)... picked up and sorted out things that had fallen under the seat of my SUV. ...
But if you act now, you'll also get a guy that makes his bed.... cuts/pins/sews and finishes beautiful garb(not missing a detail), has great rhythm(with percussion instruments of course), is nice to hug, and has a cute little bald head to rub!!!
Who wouldn't want him as a roomie!!!
Diosa
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Sigh.... yes... the weekend is over.... my apartment(although thouroughly trashed) is once again becoming very very quiet....
Cinn - It was great having you down here with us! Just keep counting down the few days left until you are a Florida resident. Not long now... and we can really get a good workout going on that Disney annual pass!
Skot, you are already dearly missed... Sorry you don't have a crewe there to keep you warm. We held a vigil of sorts last night following your departure... I have to love a guy who sweeps the walkway, offers to help clean house, sews.... even cleans the kitty litter box!!! sigh..... when will you be visiting again??
Paisley and Aim, well you guys aren't THAT far away, so we'll have to have little gatherings more often...
Sheila...well I can't miss you yet... you're still here....
And for those who were here this weekend, There will be pictures to remember it by up on the Crewe site soon. Ok...well I have to get home and get them to the Capt first...and since Sheila and I will be out running amok amok today.... could be a few days before they are up.
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On a Pyrates business note...
I want to thank all of you who joined us for our voyage to Disney Quest Saturday (The rest of you just listen up and appreciate that your crewe is always 'on')
While we went there to enjoy crewe time and were not at an 'event' where we were expected to do anything, we also were the typical Pyrates we are and entertained all those we came in contact with.
For those who were not in attendance... when we all took a break for lunch, there happened to be a few birthday parties going on nearby with children looking over at us... of course we put off parts of lunch and took pictures, gave out trinkets and ended up table hopping to play with all the kiddies.
I already have recieved an e-mail from one parent(of the little girl who wanted to think Sheila was really Fiona from Shrek) He said we completely made their birthday party, and the kids were talking about the pirates all day.
Also, the Disney Quest managers are going to be getting into contact with me about the possibility of us planning some of their team building events... and I will be forwarding the e-mail from that father to her...as well as some other folks I know at Disney.
As always, we went somewhere, and left folks with a better experience than they would have gotten if we were not there, just the way we are supposed to be!
Great job everyone!
Diosa
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You leave...and you miss so much... just to sum up some of the things overheard during yesterday's travels....
*** Warning... the following lines are filled with innuendo that may not be appropriate for all readers ***
Sheila - "Oh I just had an Orgasm" (All I know is there was melted cheese involved)
Something about clothing being ripped off (I believe it was Skot's clothing)...there was also some discussion about how large Skot's sack was)
Capt - "You are my Goddess" to Sheila.... followed by a smack from me.
as for who messed up Skot's bed... I believe it was Sheila.... Jasper may have had a part in that too...
Diosa
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I wish I was there!
well ya could have been...hell... you don't even have to buy an airline ticket... just take I-95 south to I-4...pretty much the extent of it... no major turns... not even big words.... only 4 hours of driving..... shoulda had less rum yesterday and done more driving....
Diosa
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Olaf - you have to give us credit.... it was worth a shot to try and get you guys here... you will definitely be missed.
and Boomer, although we have plenty of creepy crawly's down here in Fla... you can really keep the camel spiders there..... really..... they are very ugly... I mean a tarantula at least is neat looking.... but those things are just downright ugly...
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Seeing that me and Studley have no itinerary we are just going to drink ourselves into a stupper, not scupper. So you in portlando have fun we will brave the not so frigid S.C. alone except for our rum.
you guys should drive down here.... no excuse not to... lesse....5 hour drive..... we have rum and lasagna.... and we're going to have lots of fun. And if you let me know quickly enough, I will work to make sure you have tix for Saturday..... (yes I am bribing...)
Diosa
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In other news...
For those Pyrates of the Coast members who will be in Portlando this weekend, here is the itinerary....
Friday evening, we will be invading the various establishments of Disney's Pleasure Island.
Saturday morning, we will be raiding an entertainment area known as Disney Quest... there are a set of ships to acquire and much treasure to take!!! After words, we will be wandering around to see how real pirates acquire treasure from unsuspecting folk....looking at all the shops at Downtown Disney and Disney West Side. in the evening, likely a jaunt to the Boardwalk, where are are a variety of taverns with entertainment.
Sunday, we will be going to Mount Dora - a quaint little town that has no idea what they are in for with our crewes arrival. But they do have wonderous taste in pubs and taverns....and I believe the crewe needs to inspect each of those thouroughly. We also are planning to try and take over a locomotive that runs through the area.
Diosa
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Notice to all crewe,
Forgive my transgressions of the previous evening that may or may not have happened, either those thought or acted upon, whether it involved any of you in my conscious or dream state, clothed or naked, with or without the monkey and other animals present at the table. Thanks for your attention to this matter...
The Captain
Did the Captain have an interesting evening? You couldn't wait till the weekend so I could see it ?!?
Deadly
Without saying too much.... but far from saying too little...
to sum up the last evening....
on our journey the captain saw a monkey, that he claimed called to him(though none of the rest of us heard a sound) he then decided it was imperative he owned the monkey, but unfortuntely it was one of a horde or animals being held in a large cage with a large metal claw keeping watch over them.
Being the supportive crewe we are, those of us in attendance worked to assist the captain in his quest to aquire the monkey...while just walking in and taking the monkey was not an option(after all, we're talking a three pronged metal claw in charge of things...not just a guy with one hook) we started to use our other pirate trait...bribery.... there seemed to have been a communication barrier... as we pushed bribes into the cage, the claw kept giving us the wrong animals... we got a lion, bear, dog, and some yet to be deterimned creature... but no monkey... finally.... there was understanding, and the captain's monkey was delivered for a final bribe. At this point there was much rejoicing...each with animal friends.... Nigel danced with the lion, Skot with the bear, and I with the unnamed creature, while The Captain danced with his monkey....
later in the evening... there were a few moments where a not nearly as dressed as he needed to be Captain was demonstrating how to do a lap dance while standing over Nigel...and not too far from Skot. The trauma to Skot was immediately evident... he curled up in a fetal position...and it was hours before the poor man stopped sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth.
and those were the highlights of the evening.....
Diosa
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grumble grumble growl
she grumbles....she growls...... but we all told her to move out of the freaking midwest months ago.... and what does she do....stay there....freeze...then gripe about it....
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Uh....Hello Captain!!! I be walkin' around yer quarters while yer yackin' on the phone!!!
Need help with that rice??LOL!!
After the night we had....Maybe I should change me name to JACK....(Jack of all trades!!) No...I think thats the wrong crew....
Took over "Quarter" Master, and now Champion Dart-Tanion!
What CAN'T I do?????
Oh yea......keep a woman.
oh my oh my...the ego is getting a bit out of hand, don't know if you will be able to continue getting through the door if you keep it up :)
But for the rest of the crewe that is still up north....out west...and just not in Portlando... let me mention that the temps here today will be upper 70's.....sunny and beautiful.... how's your weather?
Diosa
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Aim, we are still working out weekend details... much of it will be worked out as we go... but we are expecting your arrival Friday, right???
Sheila.... if you were in Portlando, you would be a part of all the fun things we are doing this weekend.... enough said on the bribe....
Animal...same deal... get your butt down here and there is warm weather and fun for all!!!
Diosa
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I want a song next...
What's it worth for you to get a song about you???
Diosa takes bribes to aim her creativity in various directions :)
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Okie Dokie Kiddies.... as I said I would last week... I have another crewe song.... this one is for Doc (Who, might I mention has NOT checked in on this forum in many many days.....) Enjoy...because I will not be at work (where I have enough free time to write) for the rest of this week, so you may not get any more tunes from me until next week.
Sing this one to Tiajuana Jail -
I got real sick
About three weeks back
Got sent to Doc
She reached in her sack
Pulled out a vial
Said drink this in tea
Two times a day
You'll be better in three
(Chorus)
If you feel ill
Try not to not tell...
If doc finds out
You better run like hell
She'll give you meds
From her bag of tricks
Take a tip from me
You're better off sick
Went to my room
Hoped for the best
That docs elixir
Would help me rest
Opened up the vial
And did the contents stink,
But I followed her rules
And choked down the drink
Chorus
Felt like i'd been hit
By a cannon ball
And up to the deck
I started to crawl
Barely made my way
To the ships side rail
Felt like I was losing
All my entrails
Chorus
Diosa
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Skot, never fear, we are awaiting your arrival... some of the post arrival plans are still a little muddy, but we are ready to pick you up at Portlando Wednesday evening...at 4:46 PM....
(Just kidding, I know it's Tuesday evening)
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Skot what just one 12 hour day, Studley and me just finished a three 18 hour days and on new year's eve it was 8 a.m. till 9 p.m. back at 2 a.m. till 5 and returning to work at 10 a.m. finally finished at 8 p.m. last night.
So twelve hours...............I admire your stamina. LOL
Happy new year's to all with new elixir I pour freely.
Captain, I be workin' on a new recruit permisson to bring her aboard when she be ready.
Cheers. And to the road less taken.
Well a happy new year to you as well Olaf...
as for a new crewe members, when she's ready, have her fill out an application on the website, and the Capt and I will chat with her and determine her readiness and role with the crewe.
Love to all the crewe...and expect your next song tomorrow....
Diosa
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*rubs eyes, cracks back and opens a cold CL*
Just put in a 12 hour day.....at time and a half!!! Woo-Hoo!
Now.....I start packing.....
Tonight...Laundry and pirate garb.
Tomorrow.....regular person clothes and stuff.
Monday...No packing - Got a date!
Tuesday...arrive in Portlando at 4:46pm.
*Hope someone remembers to pick me up*
Skot dear, did you not learn from Olaf's postings about women... you can't say you have a date without us asking for details :)
and Capt and I will be in Portlando to greet you Tues... pirates hats on.
You better be wearing yours or we may 'forget' to recognize you.
Diosa
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You read my words wrong.... I did not say you were not allowed to pick on him, I was just warning that he is well armed... that's all.
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Happy New Year All!!
And a welcome to JoeJacks... for those of you who have not met him, he hails from the NW (MA, your charge now - do get in touch with him) Although right now, his ship was a wee bit off course and ran aground in the desert in Kuwait. The good news, the ship should soon be dug out of all that unforgiving sand and be heading back to friendly waters.
You'll see he's among our lot on the website soon(Capt has to get a pic first...)
And before you all try to pick at the newbie... just be warned... he's got black poweder and isn't afraid to use it..... and that's just when get gets bored making quick art of flesh with his blades.
Diosa
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my tribute to Home on the Range
Oh give me a ship
that takes me to PIP
and carries a crewe that is strange
Where seldom is heard
a sane sounding word
ask me I think they're derranged!
Lovely dear!!! That means I don't have to come up with a song for today...
Although I am working on a Doc song.... maybe tomorrow... or monday... or something....
Thanks Skot for the quarter!
and since I will be working most of today and this evening...
Happy New Year everyone!!
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Seems to me that it is still 'about having fun'...If not, why do it at all??..Seems to me that from a casual observation, I see a zillion copies of 'piate swords' that are cheap copies of model 1860 U.S.N. cutlasses...waaay out of 'period', but..so what, 'tis an accepted looking sword. If you enjoy them, fine, eh??...At the same time, I doubt the average availability at sea to plunder blades that were 'too long', as no prey would be carrying a weapon that was improper for service, no matter how 'nice', it'd have been cut down to become serviceable, as movement on deck was still a priority.
Totally agreed, perhaps you took what I said wrong. I know my sword is not 'authentic pirate wear' but I frankly don't care because I like it and it looks good on! I totally agree with you that it is all about having fun!
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Well Captain...
Some do care about doing a TOP NOTCH Pirate impression whether it be for casual appearance or not. If "your" gear is cheap and shoddy it makes "you" feel really bad when you stand with those whose gear is spot on.
Captain Barbossa II 
I don't believe that is what The Capt meant.... there is a difference between items not being perfectly authentic and items that are shoddy, and not made well. The two are not one and the same. I wear a Spanish Sword that would not have been logical to use aboard a pirate ship(too long of blade) but I have been at numerous events, where others admire the sword and it's blade, and don't really seem to care that it would not fit perfectly into the pirate persona... besides... I figure not every pirate who was out plundering and pillaging had a perfectly new weapon... they were used... they were lost/found/beaten up in the process.
Besides, some of the items on the site, looked rather nice.
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OK... still most of the crewe not checking in.....
hmmm....lesse.... how about a Quarter Master song? Ok not really about the Quarter Master... but why he should give me all his quarters.... this one is sung to the song "Pay Me My Money Down"... feel free to sing along....
I went to town to go shopping
give me a quarter now
They had so many pretty things
give me a quarter now
Chorus:
Give me oh give me
Give me a quarter now
Many things for purchasing
Give me a Quarter now
Saw chocolate, dark as can be
Give me a quarter now
Filled with nuts, it looks yummy
Give me a quarter now
Chorus
A fru fru drink was at the Inn
give me a quarter now
My tankards ready to pour it in
give me a quarter now
Chorus
Got a summer sausage for free
Give me a quarter now
Must pay someone to take from me
Give me a quarter now
Chorus
Hornsby hurtin', got Flogger lines
give me a quarter now
Need to buy that man some iodine
give me a quarter now
Chorus
Captain had rum, woke up in jail
Give me a quarter now
Need to gather money to pay his bail
Give me a quarter now
Chorus
Paisley went to the Inn with me.
give me a quarter now
Must pay to clean pink grafitti.
give me a quarter now
Chorus
Found Sheila walking down the path
Give me a quarter now
Needs soap to get scribbles off fore and aft
Give me a quarter now
Chorus
could've written versus on that for days....
Diosa
What happens in Key West....
in Fort Taylor
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Are we being afraid of the fact that Olaf and Roger are almost brothers... (a second Olaf is a wee bit frightening...) or the idea of Roger hitting the Elixir????