Captain Tito Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Merry Christmas to all ye Pyrates on board. Let us all take the day to thank our dear Lord. I salute ya all by lowerin my sword and toast ye with rum from the drinkin gord. To all ye men I tip my hat with a tug and to all ye women I give a big hug hoping you're home all warm and snug with a toasty fire from the log ya did lug. Merry Christmas to all!! May yer ships be a glow with beautiful lights and may ye be surrounded by yer families love!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Sully Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Thank Ye' Cap'n Tito for the warm wishes. I hope the same for you and all ye crewe. Merry Christmas to all and happy holidays!!! "Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Aye. Tis a lovely sentiment. i wish all here at the Pub as well as our mates joined in Piracy everywhere a safe and happy holiday. bows) Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Aye....I wish ye all fair winds, smooth sailing, and plenty of rum and plunder! Happy Holidays!! Ho...Ho...Ho ...... errr I mean....Harrrr...Harrrr....Harrrrr AARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Igniting the fire but rising above the flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 May all yer lassies be buxom and all yer laddies wear really tight trousers!! Happy Yule, y'all "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Emerald Shaunassey Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Happy Yuletide Season to one and All! May your joys know no bounds. Cap'n Emerald Captain Emerald Shaunassey O' The Salty Kiss www.TheLadiesoftheSaltyKiss.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Happy Solstice to me mateys and a Merry Christmas for you, Hannukah and Kwanzaa for those who celebrate that too! May your holidays be merry and bright.. Just remember.. be naughty all year and save Santa the trip! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Arrrgh! I be makin' a list o' who's naughty and nice. And I only be visitin' the ones on the "naughty" list! Argh, reminds me of a Xmas carol sung by Shotgun Jo Mama Motherhead Myers: "He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake... He's somewhat of a voyrue, And I think I better take.... ....that....back....." Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 He's somewhat of a voyrue, VOUYRUE? I meant to spell it "voyeur" BLAST! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 However you spell it mate, that were funny. And a happy holiday t'all me mates on the board. Arrrrrr. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 He's somewhat of a voyrue, VOUYRUE? I meant to spell it "voyeur" BLAST! Heheeeeee, someone's been thinkin' o' me, how sweet! Ah, but onta other things.... here be my toast ta all o' ye! Here's to them that sail the sea, And the ladies that stay on land, May the former be well rigged, And the later be well manned! Happy Holidays to all of ye! Rumba Rue ** Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Ah, 'Roo, yer a wommin after me own heart, lass! That toast be a treasure! Did someone say "treasure!" "ARRRGH! Ahoy! Hand over the booty, mateys! AVAST! ARRGH!" *cough* *sputter* ..more rum, please.... Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 Nigel ye not be too bad with your writings either Here's to ye <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Davy Cash Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Arrrgh, Arrrch, Arrrgh me maties. May each of you lads have a Merry Christmas indeed, and may God Bless Each of Ye, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh!! I hope ye all get lots o' pirate treasure, until we talk agan maties!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 happy yule day, merry christmas, kwanza, etc... just take what ya can, & give nothin back! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirJewelsCole Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Merry Christmas tew all of ye. Be safe and dont over do it on the rum. And do not, I repeat, do not try to lift yer anchor and strike yer sails while full on rum. Cordially, Sir Jewels Cole "In casa di ladri non ci si ruba." trans. "There is honour among thieves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Touring Gentleman Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Here's a lil' somethin' I did for th' '03 EDMT. I think it applies for the rest of you swabs, too... ********************************************************** 'Twas the Night Before Christmas or: On the Account of Captain Nicholas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the port Pirates were lurking, and casing the fort; Spaniards were huddled in the barracks with care, With hopes King Philips’ reinforcements soon would be there. The soldiers were nervous, awake in the beds, With visions of cutlasses flying toward their heads; My first mate was causing mischief, laying some traps, As we sharpened our dirks and weighted our saps. When out from the gate arose such a clatter, The guards all rushed in to see what’s the matter. It started with a BOOM! Some smoke and some flash – In a breath, the air was filled with grapeshot and ash. There were old scores – and gold! – we wanted a fight But most those dumb lubbers cowered in fright. Then, in a blast of powder, who should appear, But the captain, a vision that inspired utter fear. With whirling steel and flintlocks a-blazing, He marched through the town, looting and razing. I knew in a moment it was Captain Nick, And the smell of gunpowder got ever so thick. “Now MOVE, ya scurvy dogs, there’s GOLD in this town! And if there’s not, I’ll burn it all down!” He bellowed through smoke and raged and roared, He was pure fury, he was out of his gourd! It was an inferno, with yelling and screaming, Yet even in moonlight, our steel was still gleaming. O’er our heads, cannonballs whistled, And the guards in the fort were blasted and gristled. And then, through the smoke, I heard a mate cry: “The gate has fallen, regroup inside!” The words tickled me ears with such a pleasure: We were a step closer to that sparkling treasure. We’d endured hard tack and mosquitoes; A curse every mate here knows. So we gathered among ricochets and flame To treasures of kings, we soon would lay claim. The Captain appeared with a captive in tow, He knew where the gold was and by God, he’d show! We marched to the dungeon, doubloons in our eyes… We’d soon be back in Port Royal, with silk gracing our hides! But the garrison was tough, they’d learned from past raids: They stuck to their guns and delivered Cannonades! They turned their iron inward and the walls shook in seizure; They’d bury us with rubble and recover in leisure. I couldn’t die yet, there was gold left to spend; But if debris was calling it – this was the end! So we abandoned the treasure, gold Aztec, Incan and Mayan; Our purses too light, our wallets were cryin’. But by God, those cannons filled us with rage. And the Spaniards found it was a mistake to engage. We crawled up the walls and sliced them to bits – But the blood wasn’t all theirs, we took our hits. So remember our comrades, our Brethren of the Coast; Those on distant shores, and those that… gave up the ghost. We miss them all, those lost from our sight. And to the rest of you swabs, I raise my glass: WE’RE ALL PIRATES TONIGHT! Only by great risks can great results be achieved. -Xerxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Merry Christmas tew all of ye. Be safe and dont over do it on the rum. And do not, I repeat, do not try to lift yer anchor and strike yer sails while full on rum. good advice merry ho ho Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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