I think you're just jealous of the attention Amelia gets.
Attention? or "paws on"... I mean.. ahem... free rein...with yer ... um.. person... oh never mind...
HA! Nearly snorted on that! Well, Capt, you will be pleased to know she will not be joining me on the trip. So, that means you best not stand me up again!
Well lads, there goes target practice. Guess we have to use clay pigeons again.
Ah Hurricane, I've seen you skills with a gun. She had absolutely nothing to fear.
But for any who would consider my little one target practice.... Her mommy doesn't miss and is quite protective...