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Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

May the candles on your cake, burn like cities in your wake....

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH! :huh:

May the day be grand lad!!! :ph34r:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

There is something you must learn,

First you pillage, THEN YOU BURN!!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday HUH!!! :ph34r:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Happy Birthday, HUH?

Happy Birthday,HUH?

Birthday greetings are accepted

but the music unexpected

Iron Bess is such a beauty

and Christine a roving cutie

Your good wishes I must earn

Oh, you pillage, then you burn!

My dear Jill, now that you've landed

and as always, caught red-handed

and Maria, red as roses

may the red move to your noses

Jacky Tar, you're not so pretty

but neither is your ditty

I drink a toast to my good mates

and the thirst it satiates

What a lousy sense of meter

and the rhyming could be sweeter

Just remember, I am older

My extremities are colder

and my shamelessness is bolder

I apologize.---HUH!

Capt. William Bones

Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard.

"This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?"

My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity.

"Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me."

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A most happy natal day to you, Billy Bones. 'Twas nice to make your aquaintance while in Portlandia. You are an impressive looking pyrate, that you are!

Cheers :lol:

BTW, I haven't heard the Barbarian Birthday Song since my old SCA days! :lol: Ah, what memories that song brings back!

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Thank Ye All! I raise me jack to ya!

Capt. William Bones

Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard.

"This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?"

My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity.

"Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me."

Proprietor of Flags of Fortune.

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(OK... )

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Didn't know this were a game,

Should of listened t' the dames.

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Ye say I am not pretty,

And ye didn't like me ditty.

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Billy Bones is a riot,

Likes t' think he is pirate.

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Sorry that I got it wrong,

Didn't know it were a song!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Hope this were a little better,

Maybe you would like a letter.

Happy Birthday, HUH!

Happy Birthday, HUH!

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Well, I can't top that...

Hands Billy Bones a box of "HUH" instructions included..

Happy Birthday Sir! B)

Red Cat

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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B)

I don't know... I like Red Maria's song an' dance.... goes well enough...

Bones... Bones... Bones, Billy Bones,

Send invites to one an' all;

With rumcake and gifts and ice cream galore,

We'll celebrate for you, Billy Bones!

:lol:

B)

Happy Bday to ya, Billy.

Sorry this be a day late an' all. My bad. Now, thing is ya can't whoop me upon m' bum... cause it's YOU who gets th' whoopin's!!!

Have at 'im, ladies! Bday spankin's fo' Billy! :lol: That is IF you can wack his bum!

~Lady B

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OK, Mr. Tar, much better!

Capt. William Bones

Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard.

"This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?"

My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity.

"Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me."

Proprietor of Flags of Fortune.

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Ahoy Billy!

I'm sorry to be late in my greeting!

Just when I had recovered from the plague other members of my household succommed to the wretched thing...

Hope ye had a good one., and many more years of pillaging to come to ye mate!

It was a pleasure meeting you (and False Ransom And Chainshot , also from the pub) at our recent ship careening near the Falls of Silver in Portlandia. It was a pleasant weekend stay at The Arms of the Sea Inn, where we celebrated Billy's, Jigme, Capt. Tony and my BD's ! Watery Aquarian's all.

Here be the the evidence...

SeaTowne Pat's Pics:

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Aye, that be Sasquatch!

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Who hired this crew???!!!

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I haven't posted Mercenary Mary's pics yet....

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the song is the Mongolian birthday dirge (400 some verses).. and my favorite is this verse..

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

We love children, yes we do!!

Baked or boiled or in a stew!

BUT

Happy birthday!

Happy Berth day Billy, and I'm sorry I missed your day to howl!! Next round is on me... wink.

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Burn the castle and storm the keep

Kill the women but SAVE THE SHEEP!

Burn, then rape by firelight

Add -romance- to life tonight.

Pay attention, you must learn

First you pillage, THEN you burn.

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Billy mn'lad, Tis glad I'm t'see yave made anotter time round d'sun! Happy Birt-day!

Now, for your reading pleasure ...another Birthday durge:

Happy Birthday. HuH

Happy Birthday. HuH

Gloom and sorrow and despair,

people dying everywhere,

but,

Happy Birthday.

;)

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