Iron Bess Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! May the candles on your cake, burn like cities in your wake.... Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! May the day be grand lad!!! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Red Maria Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Happy Birthday to you Billy Bones Billy Bones Happy Birthday to you charming Billy! Have a great day lad! a tot of rum for you!
Jacky Tar Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Mines not musical, but I could hum if ye like... hum.. hum.. hum.. hum.. Billy Bones, hum.. hum.. hum.. hum! Just doen't hav the same effect as sayin', Happy Birthday t' ye Billy Bones!
Iron Bess Posted February 15, 2007 Author Posted February 15, 2007 (Ahem...) Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! There is something you must learn, First you pillage, THEN YOU BURN!! Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday HUH!!! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Hey - happy birthday Billy Bones!
Christine Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Happy Birthday dear Billy.....Happy Birthday to you!
BILLY BONES Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Happy Birthday, HUH? Happy Birthday,HUH? Birthday greetings are accepted but the music unexpected Iron Bess is such a beauty and Christine a roving cutie Your good wishes I must earn Oh, you pillage, then you burn! My dear Jill, now that you've landed and as always, caught red-handed and Maria, red as roses may the red move to your noses Jacky Tar, you're not so pretty but neither is your ditty I drink a toast to my good mates and the thirst it satiates What a lousy sense of meter and the rhyming could be sweeter Just remember, I am older My extremities are colder and my shamelessness is bolder I apologize.---HUH! Capt. William Bones Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard. "This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?" My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity. "Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me." Proprietor of Flags of Fortune.
Ransom Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 A most happy natal day to you, Billy Bones. 'Twas nice to make your aquaintance while in Portlandia. You are an impressive looking pyrate, that you are! Cheers BTW, I haven't heard the Barbarian Birthday Song since my old SCA days! Ah, what memories that song brings back! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Blackfoot Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Billy Bones, I humbly bow before ye and wish ye a tremendous birthday to a perfectly infamous pirate sire! ]
Quartermaster James Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Aye! Mr. Bones! 'Tis an honour and a pleasure to be wishing ye many happy returns today! May yer etremities grow no colder, and yerself always bolder!
BILLY BONES Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Thank Ye All! I raise me jack to ya! Capt. William Bones Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard. "This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?" My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity. "Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me." Proprietor of Flags of Fortune.
Jacky Tar Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 (OK... ) Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Didn't know this were a game, Should of listened t' the dames. Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Ye say I am not pretty, And ye didn't like me ditty. Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Billy Bones is a riot, Likes t' think he is pirate. Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Sorry that I got it wrong, Didn't know it were a song! Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Hope this were a little better, Maybe you would like a letter. Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH!
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Well, I can't top that... Hands Billy Bones a box of "HUH" instructions included.. Happy Birthday Sir! Red Cat Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Captain Tito Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Happy Belated Lad!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
LadyBarbossa Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 I don't know... I like Red Maria's song an' dance.... goes well enough... Bones... Bones... Bones, Billy Bones, Send invites to one an' all; With rumcake and gifts and ice cream galore, We'll celebrate for you, Billy Bones! Happy Bday to ya, Billy. Sorry this be a day late an' all. My bad. Now, thing is ya can't whoop me upon m' bum... cause it's YOU who gets th' whoopin's!!! Have at 'im, ladies! Bday spankin's fo' Billy! That is IF you can wack his bum! ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Black Hearted Pearl Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Happy Birthday, mate. I hope ye had a grand one and perhaps some day soon, we'll share a pint together. Yers in pyracy and play, ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
BILLY BONES Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 OK, Mr. Tar, much better! Capt. William Bones Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard. "This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?" My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity. "Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me." Proprietor of Flags of Fortune.
lorien_stormfeather Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Ahoy Billy! I'm sorry to be late in my greeting! Just when I had recovered from the plague other members of my household succommed to the wretched thing... Hope ye had a good one., and many more years of pillaging to come to ye mate! It was a pleasure meeting you (and False Ransom And Chainshot , also from the pub) at our recent ship careening near the Falls of Silver in Portlandia. It was a pleasant weekend stay at The Arms of the Sea Inn, where we celebrated Billy's, Jigme, Capt. Tony and my BD's ! Watery Aquarian's all. Here be the the evidence... SeaTowne Pat's Pics: http://tinyurl.com/2nr839 Aye, that be Sasquatch! http://tinyurl.com/23qnrn Who hired this crew???!!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/16972149@N00/ I haven't posted Mercenary Mary's pics yet....
Merrydeath Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 the song is the Mongolian birthday dirge (400 some verses).. and my favorite is this verse.. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We love children, yes we do!! Baked or boiled or in a stew! BUT Happy birthday! Happy Berth day Billy, and I'm sorry I missed your day to howl!! Next round is on me... wink. --------------------------------------------- Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women but SAVE THE SHEEP! Burn, then rape by firelight Add -romance- to life tonight. Pay attention, you must learn First you pillage, THEN you burn. http://www.cloudnet.com/~renfest/dirge.htm Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Silkie McDonough Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 Billy mn'lad, Tis glad I'm t'see yave made anotter time round d'sun! Happy Birt-day! Now, for your reading pleasure ...another Birthday durge: Happy Birthday. HuH Happy Birthday. HuH Gloom and sorrow and despair, people dying everywhere, but, Happy Birthday.
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