Me Sails nay ne'er make it to tha top!

[Nathanial Horn]

Well they don't, and the more I post here you see that for yourself.

Nice site and a wealth of information. I am building a pirates role playing forum and I am hoping that when ever I have questions I can count on members here to help answer them. My site is loosely based on the pirates of the caribbean movie, and I am currently coding in a pirate generator that will allow you to build a human, ghost, or even skeleton pirate to role play. A lot of work, but it is worth it as your pirate you make will interact throughout the forum, mostly "behind" the scenes. I will also be coding in ships for captains to acquire and the such, that will take damage, and all that. What I will need is info that I can use that will keep ships and crews close to how it was in the early 1700's, but keeping in mind it is a role playing and writers forum foremost. The forum is postable and ready to go, the coding itself will be worked on almost daily and will not interfere.

Respectfully, Pirates Haven.

ok, that serious crap is out of the way, now for the fun, ummmm, crap, lol

Nathanial Horn glanced up at the rotting sign that hung cockeyed from two rusty lengths of chain and shook his head. Tha Crawlin' Scrog. Appropriately named I am sure, he thought as he opened the door to step inside.

“Appropriately named,” he repeated out loud as he surveyed the tavern. Nathanial stepped around one fight, over a passed out patron, and ducked under a swinging fist as he navigated his way to a table close to the bar, and sat down with his back to the wall. Scrog, a raw recruit, and by the look of half of these patrons their recruit status was left far behind. He was no scrog, he was captain of the Black Mist. The life of a pirate was as every bit as exciting to him as it was dangerous, and he lived for all the excitement and danger he could find.

The rogue smiled at the serving wench, pretty, in a rugged toothless sort of way, he smiled inwardly as he placed his order: a cup of grog, and a mug of beer. The grog to warm up his chilled bones, and the beer, to make the serving wench a little more pleasant to look at, she wasn't that bad, perhaps about six or so beers, he reasoned.

[Rumba Rue]

Welcome to the Pub!

[StrangeBayPirate]

Good luck with yer cyber sails, says I .... and welcomes to the pub mate

Steven St'arr

[Red Cat Jenny]

Welcome, sounds like yer plannin some fun on yer site. Now th rules herebouts be newcomers buys the rest of us lot a drink. There be thirsty pirates in these waters ...startin with yers truly

I'll have an Ale please...welcome Nathaniel

[Nathanial Horn]

I could say tha pleasures be all mine, but I'd be liein' to ya's!

A mighty thanks fur yur hails, me fellow gentlemen and ladies o fortune! Tha first round be on me, arrrrr!

[oderlesseye]

[Blackbead]

"Roll playin'," eh? Sounds like more fun than a barrel of undead monkeys . . . top that. I wish ye great fortune in your endeavors. Now, do ye have enough fortunre to buy me a sweet dram of rum?

Welcome aboard, mate . . . start drinkin'!

Blackbead

Master of "The Adventure Fantasy"

[Mary Diamond]

Well, while I am not pretty, in a rugged toothless sort o way

(I still have my teeth... SNAP!) I still like the idea of the game ~

:)

Well met, good friend!

[Nathanial Horn]

Eyes oderlesseye, looks like I'm not the only one who's sail doesn't go to the top

That's a coincidence, Blackbead, one of my fetish has to do with a barrel full of undead monkeys. The others, well let's just say too shameful to admit! Wahoo!!!

Mary, lol, you may still have your teeth, but do you put them in a cup at night? ok, enough of the fun, lol, if you like the idea of the forum, please do join, I need global moderators and ships captains so I can test code, make sure things make sense, and get ready for when we do get members. It will be fun, it's pirates, so how can it not be fun? :)

Well met, Lady Mary :)

[Merrydeath]

welcome to the Pub, Nathanial.. give a poor pirate with a cold some hot grog on your coin, and tell RAY, the pub owner, to get some chicken noodle soup going too.. how they make chickens lay noodles, I'll never know!

sounds like fun, but I don't have enough time to play that much. But still, welcome to the pirates pub.

[Nathanial Horn]

Thank you Merrydeath, :) Warped sense of ha-ha too huh? Everybody knows chickens don't lay noodles, hens do,

If you can spare about 15 mins a week, you have time to post in character replies, It's quality over quantity. :)

[oderlesseye]

Eyes oderlesseye, looks like I'm not the only one who's sail doesn't go to the top

Think again !

[Silkie McDonough]

Well I wuz tinken det yer offer uv a drynk woold do mae nil a bit o'good unless I wolked on or ere. So ere I is.

Silkie plunks her empty tankard on the table before Mister Horn

Now, I have a tradition uv m'own

Silkie leans into the lad and steals a kiss.

[Capt. Sterling]

Welcome to the pub lad! Oi Silkie, when were ye startin that tradition? I fear I cannot recall being on the receivin end of such fine fare meself..

[Silkie McDonough]

Well capn', it started sometime after Saint Padrigs Day d'wonderful "Kiss me I'm Irish" tread.

::sigh::

Tis a shame, twas lost in d'cleanin o'2006 ...some o'mae best work.

::sigh::

Good ting is, twill bae comin oop again soon nough n'I ken do it all o'r again!

Additionally Capn' ya nil ever properly introduced yerself t'mae lad!

[Nathanial Horn]

Arrrr, me matey's thanks to ye all fur tha welcome. Now I seem ta 'ave this little problem, a full cask of rum, but no, nay, ne'er anyone ta drink it with.

[Arthur Richards from Kent]

Aye then, Nathen ale is it? Welcomes aboard... Where it be then your home port? Ye needs ta have a sound place of residence... Me hopes ye aren't drunken slouch? We gots them a planty mate. I'll be drynkin Guinness and grammercy...