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Greetings and salutations! I am new to these waters, and perhaps a bit unfamiliar with the customs. My crew is a fine lot, mostly gathered from Trinidad and the finest of the Byzantine Navy.

Barkeep! A round for all the patrons of your fine establishment.

As we're a bit far from our home port in Empire, and are rather landlocked in Austin, Texas, is there a ship that might be looking for some new hands in the area?

Thank you kindly.

Captain Helena Diatrophes

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Welcome aboard lass... the first round indeed be on you! :huh:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Ahoy an' welcome, m'dear.

There be no finer place for pirates to congregate! :lol:

Pray tell us about your name, missy? Yo've got this Lady right curious. :)

Irish Cream if ya please.

Thank ye, lass.

~Lady B

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Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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Welcome welcome lass. The pub mates welcome ye. I'll have... a Coconut rum! :lol: Cheers!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Welcome aboard Lass !

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Hangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!
As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words:

"My treasure to he who can understand."

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soldiergrrrl... i likes the name!

dread welcomes ye to the pub!!! :P

...up close and personal means one of two things:

You are either waking up with me in the morn or I am the last face you will ever see...</span>

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Welcome aboard luv....I'll be fillin' me tankard wit' Tattoo ifn' ye please :lol:

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"There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."

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I hates dem soldiers types..... Now take off the uniform and look smart then. Ya knows don't ye that in order to be in the queens navy ye has to pass a very elaborate illiteracy test? Welcomes aboard, here put this on and soldier someswheres else (shhhhhhhh as I leans in ta whisper) there be pirates about........ Guinness don't ye know? grammercy

Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.

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