BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 2, 2003 Posted November 2, 2003 Hee Hee n' Har Har! Any takers? Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 Yaks, like as in those things they be havin in the himalayas? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 3, 2003 Author Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, You guessed er' Chester! Thar nasty, orny, smelly creatures. I threw the kilt in for the sake of disgust....er...discussion. Yer move brother! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 Uncle Sam's Misguided Child at it again... (pats yer head) Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 3, 2003 Author Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, I just don't know what it is. I have this incurable desire to be myself. Must be another one of me many talents.....maybe... Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 Looks like we got another. For the gentleman we'll have the long sleeved jacket, don't forget the buckles either... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 3, 2003 Author Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, HOOOOOOORAH YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Darkmalkin Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 Quilted yaks? I didn't know yaks could quilt. Seems like all those tiny scraps of fabric would be hard ta handle wif them hooves and all. The Pyromaniac Pirate
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 Yaks had quilts??? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Darkmalkin Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 Well, those Himalayan winters be COLD, matey! The Pyromaniac Pirate
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 I be learnin somthin new every year... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Captian Wolfy Wench Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 We MUST be bored, if we're comparin' this, now. Captain Wolfy Wench
Merrydeath Posted November 3, 2003 Posted November 3, 2003 did you say Yaks or Yanks? Cause Yanks in kilts is good for me! and Darkmalkin is right, its sad to think of poor little hoofs trying to knit.. I don't like aminal testing either... they get all confused and end up failing. Pirata got a new avatar!! Looking good fer a low black-hearted pirate. HA! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 4, 2003 Author Posted November 4, 2003 Yanks wit cranks under thar kilts, Reminds me of a poem me pappy said he courted me mum wit..... "Yank my crank n' stow my gear! Don't turn yer head lass or it's goin' in yer ear"! It went somethun like that anyway, Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Blind Rhoid Pyle Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen! Come on everybody, follow the bouncing skull... Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses... And we have to clean-up after them And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing. And searing sand blows up our skirts. And buzzards, they soar overhead. And poisonous snakes devour us whole. Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to * * * *. And that is our great reward For being the - uh - roy-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
captweaver65 Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 I heard that yak's milk is sour with chunks of coagulated fat floatin around in it. YUM YUM!!! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 Oh I feel so patriotic... or something "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 5, 2003 Author Posted November 5, 2003 Pirates got chunky stuff floatin' around in thar grog.....a slice o lime n' ice! And Yaks can't hold thar liquor...even da kilted ones. I know that's true cuz I saws it on Mr. Rogers neighborhood. Dancin' wit da devil in da pale moonlight, Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
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